YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I'm asking Claudia to speak for me.
Claudia: Jazzy says he is tired.*taps cigarette ash into ashtray*, he needs his rest, although I am incapable of joy I do feel satisfaction in knowing I'm better than his ex, "Psychic Girlfriend", that's not even a character name, *drags off cig*, at least I got a name, bitch. Anyway Jazzy is fucking tired. He said he'll be up later. *Shuts door, you hear her yell up the stairs before you make your way back home* "OK BABE I TOLD 'EM, I NEED MORE SMOKES TOMORROW!! YES, I KNOW, SURE, YES, I LOVE YOU TOO. NO I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS..." etc.

I've been freaking the fuck out and having an existential crisis ever since I've learned that there is a very finite amount of books that a single person can read in their single lifetime because you can only read so fast and even the fastest reader can only read so many books so can you guys please for the love of God any of you who still give a damn about Jazzy like talk me down because I'm freaking the fuck out about this I am freaking the fuck out about fomo /vent

I wish I had enough money that I could have all kinds of different girlfriends and protect them and they would all go and be happy and say wow we really love dating Jazzy because I wouldn't just be a loser I would be really generous with my care and I would take good care of all my girlfriends and they would all be safe and they could go on all kinds of trips to wherever they wanted to go and they would go and get college degrees wherever they wanted to go and that they would have my full and total support

I still wish I had an asian girlfriend and a white girlfriend and a black girlfriend and an eskimo girlfriend and and aboriginal girlfriend and an indian girlfriend and an arab girlfriend and a slavic girlfriend and an english girlfriend and a germanic girlfriend and a mayan girlfriend and an incan girlfriend and a polynesian girlfriend and all the other girlfriends that I forgot to mention

I wish I could divide myself up into multiple physical entities and also multiply my brains comprehension so that I could send one me to play videogames 24/7, one me to masturbate 24/7, one me to work out 24/7, and one me to do the rest of the stuff, and we would all come back together, just like multiple man. I do not have enough fucking time for all the shit I want to do god damnit. How can I be a naturalist, a porn lover and masturbater, a playboy, a gamer, a movie buff, a comic nerd, a trekkie, a fitness enthusiast, a self taught chef, a marksman, a horseback rider, a bibliophile, an illustrator, a musician, a pilot, a boat captain, an inventor, a programmer, a translator, a wilderness guide, a hang-gliding instructor, a stuntman, all these things and more... I'm upset I'll never have the time to do them all before my clock is up, all out of spring power.............on god.....oh god I need a breast to cry on............oh god

Dude is this retard abuse? Like is this dude retarded? Can he consent?
https://youtu.be/YV8yuXKtPvY

My mom who should know better because she's a genXer not a fucking boomer but she was dumb enough to get smart tv shit and lost the remote and couldn't use her damn tv without it. She refuses to get a simple old craptop hdmi streaming setup, that's too "complicated".

I want to go on legal dates with minors. Movies, ice cream, picnic in the park, visit to the museum, ahhhh, it would be the time of our lives.../fantasy

I double checked and it's still legal in my state for someone over 18 to go on a date, or date steadily, someone under 18, as long as no sexual activity takes place. This is so based.

If multiverse theory is real there's a multiverse where I've fucked you all in the butts

Let's watch some cartoons now that evil has been defeated
https://youtu.be/qSupVNHI00I

ABSORB THE FASCISTS SPIRITUAL ENERGY AND CONVERT IT BACK INTO UNIVERSALLY PURE ENERGY

THE TIME IS NOW, MEDITATE NOW, TAKE A MOMENT AND FOCUS, ON EVAPORATING THE FASCISTS, FASCISTS EVAPORATE....***NOW***

I realize now the only way for us CHOSEN ONES to find each other is to NOT BE RACIST, because only like TEN of us are born to each race, and like HALF of them are going to be on the bad side, so bro, we've gotta stop being racist or we're Never going to find each other.

Little boys who love gays grow up to be men who protect gays UwU

manga hentai title idea: I Never Suspected I was a Pedophile until a Gradeschooler Forced me to be her Husband, Now I'm Stuck!

So glad YOUR SAVIOR TRUMP released the Epstein files LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW EARTH ORBIT @ all the trumpies who are still trumpies