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All the puppy girls that are brought to anywhere under false presences should be fully allowed to bite out the throat of their fake "best friend" that tricked them

I need big beefcake lady with meaty vagina and fat round ass and big biceps

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I'm Being Psychically Attacked by BBCs
Sometimes I Let My Guard Down, but then there's a BBC
If My Ass Wouldn't rip From Them, Maybe I would like BBCs (Maybe)
Sometimes I Jerk These Days and My Noodle Stays Limp
And more great hits for all middleclass white dads out there

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The gay army is the strongest force for gayness in the world, and has also spread off world

I want to be a part of the gay army. Have I done enough humiliation ritual for being a nazi long ago (a little bit of a nazi, "race realists" we called ourselves)?

I have a 🏕️🔥 out my front 🚪 that I can go 😌 by but I wish I had a 👰🏼‍♀️ to 😌 there with me, and not a 🪰 by 🌃 👰🏼‍♀️, but a 💯 👰🏼‍♀️, a ♾️ 👰🏼‍♀️, a 🔥 🤱🏼 with a ↔️ 🍑 that she lets me 💦 in, not only lets, but she wants me to 💦 in her ↔️ 🍑 on a ⏳ basis

Once when I was in my late teens early twenties I was high af on bad drugs bad people gave me, like I was high a lot, a friend had died and I was coping badly apparently, it didn't lead to anything great, not for the risk. I topped a lot of people, only bottomed for like 2 though and I thought each loved me but they didn't even though I loved them. I hate them now and I hope they step on legos. Anyway, one night this popular guy was like, feeling me, and I thought he was cute, and we were hella fucked up and I ended up in there (booty) after he begged like a horny demon and I went with the flow...come to find out weeks later from the community that he's "not a bottom" and I realized then I bagged the white whale. His bootyhole was playin tricks, musta been, felt too good, otherworldly bro. /brovent

Ok so like here's the deal, my noodle's bein' soft 'n' I wan' it t' be hard, yaknow?

Wish I had grandparents who were mentally healthy so they didn't cause me massive pain and trauma with their guilt trips

I'm mad at myself for forgetting that the stacies are just as bad as the chads. Evil little bitches and their turd chad couterparts are equal in shittyness. "Oh we're so hotttt so now we can be mean" yea hope you DIE hottie.

One day I will have a missus and we'll be monog and we'll not have anxiety it'll be so fun

Shurg off the yoke of oppression, kill the cop in your head, love laugh live, get out there, stop being sad /vent

Bad grandparents mock their grandchildrens sexuality. Good grandparents a affirm their grandchildrens sexuality and do not mock it. 😡

Wish I could have sex with you fedifrens. Can you imagine that? Tip to tip?

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