YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Yo which one of my fedi frens who is nice to me and likes me and I like them which one of thos wants to talk about Alien Earth? I know the little eyeball octopus monster is evil but I lowkey stan it, others in the fandom do too. Eyeball monster is considered a girlboss.

Some people get scared when I tell them my plans to design ultra armor (the future of military $$$$$$ is in armor not weapons the weapons market is saturated but armor has been left to the fucking wayside we used to have god damn knights now everyone is running around with their fucking limbs exposed and a god damn dinner plate taped to their chest, it's abominable) but fuck what the hell I want to design ultra armor bro what the hell I'm not crazy I just want people to be safe from impacts and falls and shit.

I want a fitted kevlar suit that covers my entire body, toesies and fingies included, I want the kevlar weave looser around the eyes so it can be seen through, I want the custom footies to have hard armor over soft armor on impact points, on all non flexing surfaces I want hard armor, I want hard armor clear face shield, whole face like cobra commander, I want it everything all black, and yes I want a cape, and yes I want it detachable, I also want a hat, a hat that has sensors and trlls me what's behind me and can also be taken off and placed somewhere for surveillance, and I want hard armor on my fingies too, but that can be flipped up so I can do delicate fingy wory if I have to like splice wires, and I want a jet pack, I know it won't last long but it's integral that I have a jet pack that has at least 5 minutes of travel time, can't bog me down, gotta be light weight, I want ear protection, I want air filters, and I want emergency air tanks in case of filter failure, so then I'm totally self contained, I want the hard armor clear face shield to also offer total eye protection including in the ir and uv spectrums, I want the jet pack to be able to function under water, I want the suit itself to all be able to function underwater, as deep as 100 ft, I also want a welding torch integrated into the suit, along with all needed tools to repair the most likely to fail parts in the field, and I want those spare parts included as well, things like valves, seals, etc., stuff that is delicate but integral, I want 10,000 of these bad boys, and I want them by the end of 2027, we've got work to do. /theory/fantasy/fiction

I am embarrassed to say I kind of worship the idea of Lauren Faust solely based on her work, I know nothing of her personal philosophy.

https://youtu.be/BhIqcmzschw
New favorite reaction channel

When people think I'm a bad person but I just have mental illness and THEY ARE THE BIGOTS AGAINST *ME* BECAUSE THEY'RE IGNORANT!
https://youtu.be/cr_hgDg4qUk

Imagine if I had an instance and power went to my head and I started banishing users or whole instances because I think that's ok. Like bro, I hope the only reason I would block an instance or expunge a user would be if I legally HAD to. I disagree with some of the most vile motherfuckers on here but as long as they're civil I just look the other way, I'm not the thought police!

Need a girl with a plain face and a ok body but she has monster size natural tits

You will never know what it's like to have Jazzy as your dedicated loveslave and personal sex servant 😏

I've gotta get a real job I can't just keep doing fedi standup forever for free

Band name: Smeg head and the klenex krew

Think about it realistically, when society collapses and there's mass dieoffs and you have to scavange to survive, what's more useful, being able to climb structures or being able to squat 1 majillion lbs but you can't even fucking pull yourself up over a god damn windowsil.