YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Song for when you're on a nonsexual therefore legal date with your minor partner with their parent or guardians permission and you're enjoying dad rock together
https://youtu.be/NtM3jjLP7AE

Need to cum inside ladies but even if I had ladies to cum inside I don't have the energy T-T I get too tired and NO I DON'T WANT TO DO POLYAMORY I WOULD RATHER DATE AN ASEXUAL WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT CUDDLES

Let them (the milkers) form around my scalp (drop them on my head)

Gonna become a porn actor before I die, I swear it!!!! (Or at least I'll try) and NO I won't do humiliation porn where I get pooped on, I'LL do the pooping if there's going to be any of THAT./internal monologue

It's like the less you get flustered over hot women the more they fucking want your love

Ayo no big deal just got flirted with by a very attentive younger female today unprompted by just being myself and she's the one who came on to me no big deal not like I'm bragging about how cool and sexy I am (she did a little dance in front of me to get my attention, like a little cute little chica dance with her sexy brown latiana skin and curly hair). Sorry bros don't get jealous. Just surprised I'm still hot is all.

Me when spag wouldn't stop bullying me
https://youtube.com/shorts/wOztLKqL-50

I want to live un the DCs superhero girls universe and I want to have romantic genuine love romances with all the girls in a non sleazy way T-T

These people are getting scarier and scarier with their spying on you, they're spending so much time spying it's gross./vent

Like if they check your background and you can't have the job if you jack off to scooby doo porn, how do you keep it secret that you do that? Do you just not tell them? Will they somehow know? That you look at scooby doo porn?

When you have a job that needs a background check but you're a pervert how do you let them check your background while hiding the pervert stuff so they don't know you're hiding it and then they let you have the job because they don't think you're a pervert?

Here's how I imagine a battle between unprepped Jesus with morals off vs unprepped Superman with morals off:

Superman is patrolling and spots what he believes to be a powerful invader, he attacks instantly.
Jesus, due to his connection with god the father and the holy Spirit, is informed of the attack before it can connect. Jesus blesses all the air within a 20 foot radius and it makes superman come to a dead stop no matter how hard he tried to get closer.
Superman immediately fires his heat vision directly into Jesus's eyes, and Jesus is blinded momentarily before the lord blesses his eyes and heals them while also preventing any further damage. Jesus then preaches the word of god to Superman, and Superman converts and the battle is over. /story

Jesus is like, a superhero, ok? Idk what religion you are, you know, for a fact, that Jesus could kick Supermans ass. Jesus has feats under his belt that indicate he has massive power, while we don't see any direct physical battles involving Jesus in the Bible we can be sure, based on his reality warping abilities, as well as his waterbending and weather control abilities, makes him pretty OP. But then tack on to that, that he is the son of man, and gods vessel and son on earth, and we've got a multiversal level threat, Superman is a Universal threat at his uppermost levels. Jesus wins easily.

Yo which one of my fedi frens who is nice to me and likes me and I like them which one of thos wants to talk about Alien Earth? I know the little eyeball octopus monster is evil but I lowkey stan it, others in the fandom do too. Eyeball monster is considered a girlboss.

Some people get scared when I tell them my plans to design ultra armor (the future of military $$$$$$ is in armor not weapons the weapons market is saturated but armor has been left to the fucking wayside we used to have god damn knights now everyone is running around with their fucking limbs exposed and a god damn dinner plate taped to their chest, it's abominable) but fuck what the hell I want to design ultra armor bro what the hell I'm not crazy I just want people to be safe from impacts and falls and shit.