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Women, do your pussies get wet for guys who don't get annoyed with your shit tests, are able to tell you're shit testing them, and think your shit testing is actually cute? You can tell they think it's cute by the look in their eye, zero annoyance, total affection and love.

Oh and I just realized It's not because I'm HOT that that 7 out of 10 hottie with a beautiful smile hit on me today, it's because I shoved 3 valium down my gullet before going out, and I was friendly and in a good mood, and I wasn't oogling her so sh flirted with me a little and I didn't get flustered, and then she did it even harder as like a tease and I took it in such smitten stride that she's probably fantasizing about me being the father to her children now. Sadly she doesn't know that's only me when the mask is on, and I can't maintain that, and after about and hour or two I need to go home and either cry, get high or drunk as fuck and zonk out to a screen story or a vidya, or fap, or do repetitive insane toxic masculinity shit like saw wood until my hands bleed and then burn then wood and then frantically saw more wood to put on the fire before it goes out and then staying up for days doing this and stinking of smoke and when I finally shower the water that rinses off my hair comes out brown. /vent /needferalgf /onmylevel

Song for when you're on a nonsexual therefore legal date with your minor partner with their parent or guardians permission and you're enjoying dad rock together
youtu.be/NtM3jjLP7AE

Need to cum inside ladies but even if I had ladies to cum inside I don't have the energy T-T I get too tired and NO I DON'T WANT TO DO POLYAMORY I WOULD RATHER DATE AN ASEXUAL WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT CUDDLES

Let them (the milkers) form around my scalp (drop them on my head)

Gonna become a porn actor before I die, I swear it!!!! (Or at least I'll try) and NO I won't do humiliation porn where I get pooped on, I'LL do the pooping if there's going to be any of THAT./internal monologue

It's like the less you get flustered over hot women the more they fucking want your love

Ayo no big deal just got flirted with by a very attentive younger female today unprompted by just being myself and she's the one who came on to me no big deal not like I'm bragging about how cool and sexy I am (she did a little dance in front of me to get my attention, like a little cute little chica dance with her sexy brown latiana skin and curly hair). Sorry bros don't get jealous. Just surprised I'm still hot is all.

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Fuck it, today has been pretty boring and empty so here is more of my cock. Hope all you cuties enjoy it, and feel free to dm me ​:noa_lewd:​

I want to live un the DCs superhero girls universe and I want to have romantic genuine love romances with all the girls in a non sleazy way T-T

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I’m anti-abuse, in case anyone has tried to maliciously manipulate you into thinking otherwise. It’s so blatant… why is anyone taking these people seriously still?

A common way that paraphiles are harassed is through accusations of abuse. Mundane things that happen all the time—break ups, arguments, rejections—are ramped up in significance 1000 fold when a paraphile is involved. Yelling loudly about small issues doesn’t make them big. But using them to harm paraphiles is overt abuse of a marginalized group.

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Oh, another really big thing!

A lot of beings get along with other serious beings by just not expressing or being clear about their beliefs. We really do as a community need to be more tolerant of each other’s differences in para belief within a certain range. If you focus on those differences, you’re only going to get along with those who conform, are two faces, or don’t stand for anything to begin with.

These people are getting scarier and scarier with their spying on you, they're spending so much time spying it's gross./vent

Like if they check your background and you can't have the job if you jack off to scooby doo porn, how do you keep it secret that you do that? Do you just not tell them? Will they somehow know? That you look at scooby doo porn?

When you have a job that needs a background check but you're a pervert how do you let them check your background while hiding the pervert stuff so they don't know you're hiding it and then they let you have the job because they don't think you're a pervert?

Here's how I imagine a battle between unprepped Jesus with morals off vs unprepped Superman with morals off:

Superman is patrolling and spots what he believes to be a powerful invader, he attacks instantly.
Jesus, due to his connection with god the father and the holy Spirit, is informed of the attack before it can connect. Jesus blesses all the air within a 20 foot radius and it makes superman come to a dead stop no matter how hard he tried to get closer.
Superman immediately fires his heat vision directly into Jesus's eyes, and Jesus is blinded momentarily before the lord blesses his eyes and heals them while also preventing any further damage. Jesus then preaches the word of god to Superman, and Superman converts and the battle is over. /story

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Jesus is like, a superhero, ok? Idk what religion you are, you know, for a fact, that Jesus could kick Supermans ass. Jesus has feats under his belt that indicate he has massive power, while we don't see any direct physical battles involving Jesus in the Bible we can be sure, based on his reality warping abilities, as well as his waterbending and weather control abilities, makes him pretty OP. But then tack on to that, that he is the son of man, and gods vessel and son on earth, and we've got a multiversal level threat, Superman is a Universal threat at his uppermost levels. Jesus wins easily.

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