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It's not fair how antis do psychological attacks and tell maps who actively fantasize and aren't ashamed of their attractions and have never had sexual contact with a child to kill themselves /vent

If you have a hot dad I would have impure thoughts about his butt

*Pulls my dick out*
*It doesn't win*
*I feel shame in my defeat*

Hey bitch. Yea you, bitch, *hypnotizes you*, you're my gf now boy.

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My Mom is mad at certain fedifrens for being mean to me, she thinks you're assholes

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Just remember to take her out for walks and don't let her near furniture. She isn't fixed, so she will destroy everything.

AND FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!! DON'T FEED HER AFTER MIDNIGHT!

Took forever for twitter to meet the goal.

I don't mean to sound like a hema hipster or anything but imo a finely carved and polished wooden club is a much more elegant and honorable weapon than a sword or blade

I'm going back in time to fix the timeline. Fuck yall nighas. <3
youtu.be/DJgz9Kiq83o

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When the nerds are mean just stop giving them minerals. They can't make their chips without minerals.

Dad who benches heavy and squats heavy but he has good smelling breath and a clean hole and he's a dick pleaser/gaysonvent

I ship Gumball with his dad. Gumball is lucky to have an ass to fuck, especially one that's his dad's, because his dad is really nice, and I bet he has a soft hole/gaysonvent

Daddys butt owns me, daddys butt controls me, daddys butthole feels so good around my sock (son cock)./gaysonvent

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The perfect male gay bottom is tan, has 5 o'clock shadow, big lips, girly eyelashes, knows how to operate various small arms in the battlefield, isn't macho but isn't sissy-is a serious bitch not a silly bitch-has a big cock that he lets me play with, big balls too /vent

The perfect male gay bottom is tan, has 5 o'clock shadow, big lips, girly eyelashes, knows how to operate various small arms in the battlefield, isn't macho but isn't sissy-is a serious bitch not a silly bitch-has a big cock that he lets me play with, big balls too /vent

I wish I could have (text based) cyber sex (nobody does anymore it's so frustrating!!)

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