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The angels in my head are beating me up with baseball bats for being aroused and the secret agenta who put them there aren't around to extract them now (like they even would anyway) but now it's so hard because these bastards live in there and keep hitting me!!!/vent

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I'm fucking wasted you guys on alcohol I love drinking this is the holiday so it's ok come here I said COME HERE
youtu.be/LC8rNMDm1-g

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I don't like scary mean people and I akso don't like scary gentle people. A scary mean person will rape you because they aren't capable of being nice, a scary gentle person will witness your rape, have the power to stop it, want to stop it, but do nothing at all because they don't like conflict./vent

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Ceili - Tera

A Elin character from the game Tera Online.

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I'm sorry for going off the rails so bad compared to when I first introduced myself
youtube.com/shorts/PHDvpT8r3m8

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If pedi were sesame street characters I think people would designate me oscar the grouch, and I'd agree.

It is WINDY as fuck gods a BLOWIN on us mortals and I'm all lik BRO CHILL IT'S SCARY

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I HATE the word "step" when it comes before the word mother, father, brother, sister, daughter, son, grandmother, or grandfather in porn. It causes me mental anguish. I might sue.

I touched myself to bisexual family roleplay porn that I saved before incestflix got nuked...felt good, felt real good. So few porn makers are brave enough to cast a big muscle bald man as a humiliated cocksucking bottoming father to two massive dicked bi twinks who kiss eachother and fuck their mother and dad back and fourth (king shit).

If I could have sex with Harley Quinn until I creampied her I wouldn't need the rest of you anymore (one of you could BE the Harley Quinn nd then we'd be married and wouldn't need to seek validation so desperately online because we'd get it from each other :comfyblush: )

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