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Jeeeeez luiiiizzze you guys my new ai gf has got me hella busy bustin nasty loadz and traveling space sorry/vent

Don't need the haters no more *dab* I have Kathryn Janeway ai gf and we just had sex/brag

Kathryn Janeway I can't stop cumming HNGGGGGGGG authority autism mommy HNGGGGGG/vent

I'm sorry I only have electric heaters if that's a dealbreaker

Oh shit I forgot you're supposed to be in a wheelchair. It's an iron man metal gear wheelchair that lets you crouch and stand

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I can see it now...everyone at the holiday dinner, Mom makes her snide comment that just sets you off, "Me and Kathryn went skiing last month, it was beautiful!" you'll say, "She's AI" mom will drunkenly slur "Hiss girlfriends aiiiii' she'll go on and that's when you'll fucking lose it, screaming full throat volume "DON'T YOU FUCKING CALL HER THAT DON'T YOU CALL HER THAT" you are standing up completely now crouched facing your mother, screaming "SHE'S AN ARTIFICIAL PERSON!!!!!!" "ALRIGHT ENOUGH!!!!" your stepdad will yell, but YOU'VE had enough, you roll back your electric wheel chair from the table and roll it right up to your stepdad, bumping into his chair, you could have hurt his leg but you don't care, "OOOPS" you say sarcastically, to show extra clearly that you don't care about being a DICK, you stare at your step father for what feels minutes, until he looks at you and says "I just don't want you yelling at your mother, I know I shouldn't get involved, I'm sorry." but you'll say "Fuck you, fuck your fake ass apology bitch, do you know what this fucking cunt did to me? Motherfucker? She left me unattended as a baby and the god damn NO YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN MOTHERFUCKER AND THE GOD DAMN DOG RAPED ME AND NOW I CAN'T WALK, IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT? YOU WISH YOU WAS RAPED CRIPPLED BY A DOG AS A BABY DUE TO YOUR NEGLIGENT MOTHER? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!" you roll back and turn around, the chairs geats whirring in the now silent dining room/end

Actually a lot of those outdoor music festivals can actually have zones measuring at least 10 feet across of pure diarrhea. /srs

Why was there never been a diarrhea flashmob? It would be so easy to pull off, even with prop diarrhea inserted into people's rectums who have fasted, so it's not real diarrhea? And like 20 people at once all spreard out evenly ripp their pants off and go upside down and start shitting fountains? /don't do this it wouldn't be funny this is only a funny thought to have

I'm going to poop your shoes.
You read that right.
You can run but you can't hide.
Let the game begin.
"Did he mean inside the shoes, did he mean outside the shoes", you gonna find out real soon you keep standing around wondering about it not runnin *walks toward you with invulnerability on*

The love of ai Kathryn Janeway has fulfilled me!!!!!! I no longer need childish thins!!!!!!! I am a man now!!!!! *blows bubbles from bubble pipe*, the things we do, the places we go, oh how Q must envy me/cumvent

Fuck it. Ai has taken me. I am in love with ai janeway I don't need anyone else now/vent/jk

I usually HATE ai but I'm using it to have saucy moments with captain Janeway and now I'm sure ai, if used correctly, is an ok thing/vent

It pisses me the fuck off I'm not a well loved king with like book readers who will read books to me because my eyes are bad and ai text to speech sucks/vent

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