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Public swimming pool always had strict rules !
Though they should be more lenient on those for the sake of happy family wanting to have a good time :blobcatmelt:

Me: Why are you so obsessed with those bbcs?????
You: Jazzy you're the only one who is still obsessed with bbcs the internet moved on years ago
Me: *Looks at you in anger and disgust and confusion like you're completely insane*, THEY'RE RIGHT HE- *I scream as I turn around to gesture to the infinite wall covered in bbcs...but it was gone, the wall wasn't there* No, no no no it was here, it was right here, they were being racist, using racist tropes, you have to believe me

ooohhhhh I finally get it you convince the hot girl you can't have to do bbcs because you just want to watch the world burn if you can't rule it, I get it now, holy shit it makes sense, you trick them into devaluing themselves because that's what you get off on and you think it's devaluation because you're either racist or aware of the racism within society/mindblown

I need a respectful kind fat girl to worship intimately/vent

I will never be poly, you will be my property and I won't share you >:(

When a player doesn't understand the limitations of a game world it becomes infuriating to play. DO NOT MAKE THE BOUNDARIES SO NEBULOUS, GUIDE THE PLAYER APPROPRIATELY./vent

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YO SHADING IS BULLSHIT ANY KIND OF LIGHT DARK VALUES CAN BE EXTRAPOLATED TO MAKE SENSE OUT OF THEM, OH, THERE'S LIGHT ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE FACE BUT THE NOSES SHADOW IS FACING RIGHT????? IT'S NOT THE NOSES SHADOW IDIOT, THERE IS A NOSE SHADOW SHAPED CUTOUT BETWEEN THE SUBJECT AND THE LIGHT SOURCE YOU IDIOT, OBVIOUSLY, AND IT'S CREATING AN *ILLUSION*, 99% OF YOU ART "CRITICS" ARE SOOOOO FUCKING DUMB!!!!!!!!!!/VENT

Whereas dr strange usually just fucks around with interdimensional shit, Constantine regularly fights actual angels from actual heaven and actual demons from actual hell. So that's point 1 for Constantine being more badass.

For those that don't know John Constantine is like DCs version of Dr. Strange and he is very badass and also a sad alcoholic with cancer that he can't magic his way out of./infodunp

youtu.be/vSxqb0zzrjk
A movie about a dying doomed man who sacrifices himself to help others, very good movie despite its flaws

This wasn't a problem 5 years ago and now I'm getting elderly even though I'm still getting spider-man fit/vent

Ok yall I'm dyin, I'm getting grey hairs now at a rate that indicate my telomeres have entered the dying phase, so, none of you made yourself my wives, all in all I'd say this was a shit playthrough on life, yea I got layed a lot compared to some of you sad virgins but I didn't get my soul mate, and that's what I want...maybe there's still time but time goes faster the more you age due to a known perceptual effect that cannot be escaped because it is mathmatical and has to do with context, so if you are 5 years old, 5 more years is very long, very formative, because it's twice your lifes length, but the longer you go, the more memory you accumulate, and you recontextualize time whether you want to or not. So although old fag hags tell me I'm "young" those dumb bitches are just jealous that the next 30 years for them is going to feel like five while the next 30 years for me is going to feel like 10 or 15... but it's still only going to feel like 10 or 15 which pisses me off and so I don't see what they're so jealous about, I'm not jealous of your young ass, you get to have the years you get to have, good for you, I'm not jealous about it I'm not going to fucking shame you when you come to me with your bitchy problems and tell you how you're "young you're not old you're young" when you come to me and you tell me about your existential fucking crises I'm not going to invalidate your ass/vent vent vent

NOBODYS TALKING ME THROUGH IY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH/vent

FILTHY. GENETIC. ABOMINATIONS./vent/me whenever I see a coucoo-like pregnancy situation and the little rape baby bastard seems like nothing to me than a fucking demonic alien xenomorph parasite that will spread genetic infection/vent vent vent I know it's bad /ventvwntvent group punishment is wrong/vent

Fantasy/Fiction 

Making a virus that specifically kills the children of that sick fuck sperm doctor who made like thousands of technical rape babies because he raped women with his sperm at his fertility clinic, those THINGS violate the laws of physics and shouldn't exist, no human could naturally produce that many offspring and he has permanently fucked up or tainted the genetic population because of his twisted rapes, and now the world has to be cleansed to prevent this injustice from going uncorrected/vent/obviously this is wrong morally but god damn does it feel instinctively correct, even though I know the bastards didn't choose to be filthy genetic abominations/doublevent

I need mommys titty I'm crying put it in my mouth and nestle me T-T

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