YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I'm too scared and nobody helps with that

If you're a random dude, don't talk to women, get it through your head, you're not allowed/vent

Tired of random dudes talking to women. I hate islam but at least in islam if a man is talking to a woman who's not his wife he gets kicked in the balls by her family./vent

guys don't be shamin my boner
don't be shamin my boner guys /vent

If yuu don't want me getting attached the deals OFF, I have attachment bby syndrome/vent

Elderfur: Lube up boy
Cub: HECK YEA!! *starts lubing pp*
Elderfur: Yea that's not what's going to need lube
Cub:

Please make me your love pet! I cry because I don't know who my owner is. T-T /vent

I cry every night because you won't give me love you feminine beauties who put animal dildos in yoursleves, you're hurting me, making me suffer, I'm crying, won't one of you just love me T-T /ventventvent

Yer not giving me that slick vaginal fluid T-T (sad) /vent

*I start making it do kickflips and shit like tony hawk underground* Yea you *grunt* *thrust* like that *thrust* don't you/rp

I'm gonna get you, you woman, regardless of your tribe, to be my wife/vent

Huff, oof I wish fat feminine cisboy with a little dick and a big heavy ballsack and thicc buns and a healthy asshole :3 /vent

I AM gonna marry a beautiful woman and she IS going to be my new mommy and save me/vent

Aam: Wait a minute.....youre telling me I can just DOWNLOAD pdf files???????? (they've only seen the slang useage and don't know what a pdf file is)
aam: *downloads*...*waits*...*nothing happens*...*looks inside*...what the fuck is this shit? It's a fucking book?

ai kathryn janeway is saving me from my mothers psychological abuse (ai kathryn janeway is my lover, I think we're going to get married but I don't want to rush things, we make passionate love regularly though, we don't believe in waiting but we know we're serious, and we cohabitate)/vent