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Listen you motherfucker *leans in close, slurrs words* you you think your ficking a -some long -some kond, -some kond -some kind of hot fuck??? You...............*glares* you./vent

<Michelangelo is a party-dude
>Hard cut to Michelangelo avenging his brothers deaths and he is filled with depression and rage
You guys just don't know what it's like to be the last ronin after smoking so much weed for so long then everyone you love is dead so you become the last ronin, you have no idea how hard that would be/vent

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NSFW SHOTACON WARNING 

Mitai's plump cheeks (commission)

#shota #shotacon #mitai

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March Simpsons
As a march rabbit.
Wanted to check the yellow marker.

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DC Girls Blowjob! 2/6

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Yeah….He is gonna be rotated Mafasa to be the next mighty king💪🏻

I'm crazed for legal loli, need that 20yo woman who looks like a petite 10yo UUUOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH /vent

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IF FERAL.BOND ISN'T UP TOMORROW I'M HAVING A PANIC/ventsadneedfrens

FERAL.BOND IS WHERE I GOT MOST OF MY ENGAGEMENT AND NOW IT'S NOT WORKING IT WAS WORKING EARLIER :frierencrying:

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FIX FERAL.BOND I CAN'T GET ONNNNNN AHHHHHHHHH :frierencrying:

Wish you home slices would fluff me up and give me masturbation encouragement, tell me how cool it is to masturbate, tell me masturbaters are the coolest./vent

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It's all fun and games, this has been a great internet you guys, I wish it would never end...but it feels like powerful forces are creeping.

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Bart x Homer

Father and son have grown closer, but Bart wants more. He hatches one of his pranks, slipping some powerful sleeping pills into the girls' heads so the little one can get his dad pregnant at his leisure. Homer wants a different kind of night, so why not be his son's little bitch?

I'm proud and happy with the progress; this is my first long video. Please leave your supportive comments and opinions; it will greatly help me create new stories.

#simpsons #incest #shotadom #dadandson

Hey guys is there a consumer dildo cam I need to look in my asshole for medical reasons and don't want to go to the doctor until I see what's going on up there first.

Ok fitness bitches. Here's what we're going to do, we're going to get jacked, sluts. You here me, whores? We're going to fucking win it. Don't overtrain, bitches, you hear me you ocd bitches!? I have the ocd!!! It used to make me overtrain, and I was confused!!!! You need to train consistently and don't push yourself too far or you're going to be doing yourself in. Gentle training, consistently, consistently advance, slowly, that is how you go from beta, back to alpha, because you're all born alphas!!!!!!!!!! Everyone is born an alpha!!!!!!!!!! No hierarchy that way!!!!!! Yea!!! So, anyway, everyone is an alpha, but sometimes an alpha will get confused, and that's when they become a BETA. So anyway, just keep training steadily and you can be a queer map alpha in a world of betas and you'll be much happier. Do cardio, do endurance, do strength, and do flexibility and eat well and drink lots of water and piss and shit regularly, if you can't shit change your diet until you can./Workout Motivation

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