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Will fedi fren ever love me? Will they ever be the special ONE? NOT a poly thing, I want, just the two of us...I want us to stop fighting, we've been fighting it all this time, I want us to make love. Please, PLEASE take the time to watch this to understand how I feel.
youtu.be/Ts2G3lv7L_g

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*Finally snaps*
*Kidnaps old love interest who chided me*
*Drops him in front of all you perverts*
Feminize him and have fun. Laterz/ventfantasy

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If I was a father and my aam kid was like "pllllzzz fuck meeee" I'd have to be honest with them and be like "Dude I changed your poopy diapers for years and I'm not one of those poop lover people so the mystique is kind of gone, here's a dildo though molded in my shape if ya want it", "Ugh, you suck!!!! *takes dildo*"./ventfantasy

youtu.be/hVNt6LmSVBQ
If you don't fuck with none of these we're not going to work out

You're not even catering to my needs. *pauses* What the fuck are you even doing with your life? (implying the purpose of your life is to serve my whims)/ventshame

If you're scary muscular and lean and strong and you've got rich girl money I'm scared of you but I also want you to love me and I would be totally obedient but only if you're a good pet owner (I'm your pet and we have sex)./vent

I need a female bodybuilder for a wife who doesn't like big tough guys, she likes scardy nervous smart boys who give lots of hugs and kisses >:C /vent

God I wish my brain worked right. I'd be a force to be reckoned with. You guys would think I was so cool./sadvent

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Rev and chibi should stop talking about loli, their arguments are incredible retarded and honestly i hate how they use it to fuel the cultural war.
There are loli artist from all the political spectrum, is not a right or left thing.

I'm still MAD at discord for banning me just because someone trolled me with a url and I wound up in a room that was bad! I didn't know! And then I get banned! Wtf! I have been too scared to use discord since then! Fuck them! They're bullies!!!/vent

I will marry a disabled goddess and none of you can stop me and you will be jealous of how beautiful she is and hateful of how she's disabled but you will be the one who is alone and we will be happy together/vent

Lots of my mental health issues wouldn't exist if I grew up in a sex positive family that jizzed on each other/vent

You aren't even loving me. You aren't even showing your love by liking (ALL OF) my posts. You want me to die don't you. :( /vent

All I care about is dog fuckin' girls
Dog-Dog fuckin' girls
Dog-Dog fuckin' girls
Said all I care about is dog fuckin' girls
Dog-Dog fuckin' girls
Dog-Dog fuckin' girls
Said all I care about is knot takin' girls
Knot-Knot takin' girls
Knot-Knot takin' girls
Said all I care about is dog fuckin' girls
Do fuckin' girls take the big knot
*base drop*
SAID ALL I CARE ABOUT IS DOG FUCKIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG FUCKIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG FUCKIN' GIRLS
SAID ALL I CARE ABOUT IS DOG SUCKIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG SUCKIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG SUCKIN' GIRLS
SAID ALL I CARE ABOUT IS DRIPPIN' WHITE PEARLS ON THE DOG LOVIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG LOVIN' GIRLS
DOG-DOG FUCKIN' GIRLS TONIGHT
*boom and now we're in chill fi for a while to get the energy back before the next banger*/EDM song lyrics by me free to use by anyone in an EDM song

Ooooh i would hump you so good, I would give you those dry humps, those limp dicked humps, see even in the between phase between finishing a boner and getting the next boner I'd still be humping. I hope you like being jiggled gently, think of it as a massage/ventfession

Humping my mattress out of frustration even though I just ejaculated like 20 minutes ago damnit fuck I'm so fucking fuck fuck fcuk fakhdkahowisbxhauwgaj/vent

I will beat you the fuck up into submission if that's what it takes to get you to let me give you gentle loving spa day massages/fantasyvent

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