YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

I forgive females for their weak bodies, I was holding that grudge against them for a long time and couldn't admit it, ladies, I'm sorry for lacking respect for you because you're so dainty and could never ever win against me in an arm wrestling match, that's wrong of me, you deserve respect no matter how overpowerable you may be, I guess my frustration comes from my own insecurities, it scares me to see you get hurt or fall down so I hate seeing you do risky things and I say "you're too weak for that therefore you're taking dumb risks" when really what I mean is "I'm scared for you because I'm not confident enough to trust in you"/ventmildsexism

YO wait a minute..........what if a rich guy steals your balls, implants them on top of HIS balls so they'll put the sperm up FIRST because and they'll BLOCK the other BALLS, and then that rich guy RAPES SOMEONE with YOUR BALLS and gets them PREGNANT? HOW will you prove the dna test only prove he stole your balls and NOT that you were the one raping with those balls???/blackmirror

As my calm increases, my flaccid penis length keeps increasing (hard penis length remain unchanged)

Please chat with me I'm lonely af hmuuuuuu pls I'm so lonely, I've stopped engaging with irl abusers but now I have nobody to talk to so pls talk to me T-T
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I hate my family (doesn't that make them a fake family????), they act like just because they give me food and shelter (their duty) that they can walk all over me, lie to me, steal from me, break my property, waste tons of money on stupid shit for themselves after telling me they'll give me the extea help I need then saying there's no money when I ask where the extra help is. I am hoping the day fucking comes soon when one of you and I can get married, move to Florida, get a bungalo, and have a small no-kill farm. We'll have a REAL family then, we'll actually love each other and won't be capitalist little pig piggies who hurt the weakest among them and make them cry/ventpleasemarrymesavemepls

My legs are blades, my roundhouse kicks are indomitable, and I use them to protect beautiful brown women and one is my wife >:3

I just realized why I love rubbing my crotch then sniffing my fingers: It smells lik big macs, which I love because they're delicious, but it makes me wonder what they were doing to the big macs for child jazzy.

I don't like how lightly this new generation is taking death. Death isn't a joke. Take care of your lives seriously. Stop thinking dying is funny and stop jumping off roofs too many russian cuties have jumped off roofs already./vent marry me instead of jumping off the roof

You're cute
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I've decided, I will be in a polygamous relationship but ONLY if I'm the only male in the ship. Yea. I'd like that. To be the resident male sexcat of a sexy house of sexy women streamers *lost in daydream*/vent

If I could teleport my poops into my ex stepdads bed I would do that/ventfantasyrevengepoopslayer

I'm glad I trolled my stepdad when I was a kid by shitting in a toilet that was not connected to any plumbing stored in the shed and he got so mad when he found it days later. I'm laughing so hard rn I'm almost throwing up hahahah. He was a dick it turns out so I'm glad. I learned he kept rapping my mom via coercion and gave her stis and shit./ventbutacoolvent

I've got to rename my folders to things like IMPORTANT THAT THIS NOT BE LOST TO TIME and KEEP THE KNOWLEDGE ALIVE so that if anyone finds me dead while straight up jorkin it they'll know what I want for my archives after I leave this earth, share them, don't let the work be wasted, so much hot porn, so many drawings from long forgotten artists of yore, artists like The_Fear, like PandorasBox, even like nev, I jacked it and whacked it and my noodle and me have become the best of friends while looking at some of these early r34 pioneers...the good old days? They're gone, but they don't have to be forgotten, kidd-slick (in this fantasy your name is Kidd-Slick) *tips cowboy hat, turns to dust, poncho floats away in the wind as all that is left of the porno savin' king, fastest hands in the west, left was his mouse using hand, but only when "dueling", his right hand was busy whackin it*

Fictional Scene: Erhical pedophiles who bodybuild vs betamale antis in a gladitorial match, and despite not being worthy of it the swole maps show mercy to the pathetic antis, one even gives one who pooped himself out of fear new underpants. The antis swore then and there they would spread the word, they return to their home towns of antis and explain how maps are merciful. They were crucified by their own people. A sad, sad parable about the evil sown by antis/end