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wow, UK has become one of the countries I least want to visit👀 👐

Man yall missed the train so bad on my dick in its peak. Unless you go back in time.....that might be what's happening, you all keep going back in time and having sex with young me with peak dick, creating branched timelines, I cry a tear of joy for that Jazzy, the jazzy who has given you all the most dick/vent

If I was in the super hero world and my power was throwing knives I'd be depressed as fuck. Maybe that's why I'm depressed as fuck. Stupid. Can't heal, can't ressurect, can't build, can just...cut things from a moderate distance, and only things that are easy to cut like rope, or a tablecloth, or a candle wick, but nothing that matters like a tanks hull./ventflection

I'm good at knife throwing.
I got good in my youth.
I'm not so youthful now it seems.
I guess.
But I'm glad I got good at knife throwing.
It's like learning to ride a bike.
I can throw knives. Fucking. Knives./Ventflection

*song in the form of a jingle*:
I'm un-fo-llow-ing
These nib-bas
Who-Ain't-Moots!

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~Addie & Mimosa - Horse Cock Shock~
March poll winner - 1st

Certain cities in Eros hold livestock virility contests at their annual festivals. The largest and most grotesque penis wins.

Posted 30 days ago to Substar/Fanbox:
subscribestar.adult/fellatrix
fellatrix.fanbox.cc/

How it feels when majority of fedi frens have completely stopped interacting with me....T-T to the ones who have stuck around I love you T-T
youtu.be/MbUcqRzcOmY

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I am trying to translate some things for baraag from English to Chinese, in both simplified and traditional. Please DM me if you can read or write in either at a native level and you are willing to help.

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Celebrating the 9th year anniversary of baraag today. I cannot give thanks enough to the team that I rely on to help run this instance, and to everyone in the community that supports me in keeping this place alive. None of this would be possible without you all having my back.

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oh and

“The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion.”


― Albert Camus


RE: https://feral.bond/notes/alkpeotkyabk16mc

So angy
Sending out spirit energies to touch your crotches
Nothing you can do to stop it
You drove me to this
Ghostly crotch touches!!!!!/vent

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