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I'M SO SICK OF TEENS NOT BEING "OLD ENOUGH"??? LIKE WHAT??? THEY ***LOOK*** OLD ENOUGH, IF A TEEN WANTS ME THEY *SHOULD* BE ALLOWED TO HAVE ME!

I'm glad the days of asking a question or making a comment got you a picture of a slowpoke for your troubles are long gone. /vent

I'm watching 7 Days (2010) for the first time because I'm finding all the good torture movies where the heroes torture the fuck out of the bad guy.

I just want a movie where a map kung fus like 150+ extras who are acting as antis and there's a line where he's doing gun fu and reloads in slow motion while his voiceover says "I'm a map, with a gun" as a giant explosion happens behind him that he doesn't look back at.

I recommend ALL maps who like kung fu movies waych The Man From Nowhere because it has a plot that can bery easily be a map plot but it's just a plotonic father figure saving girl plot but still it's really close to map coded /movie rec

I need muscular femboy crossdresser with no piercings to be my wife RIGHT now / IMMEDIATE VENT

I LOVE how Beetlejuice is map coded especially in the cartoon, just GROOMING this teen (tween?) gorl and she's LOVING it even the lovers squabbles they get in 😏

ALL the EXPENSIVE women fall in love with me even though I'm broke because LOVE DON'T COST A THING and they love cheering me up when I'm depressed by making me mac n cheese and listening to my stories /vent

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FERAL HAS SAID WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK FOR OVER A DAY NOW AND I AM AFRAID, MY FRENS, I CAN'T LOSE MY FRENS, THEY TALK TO ME, I'M TOO SCARED TO TALK TO PEOPLE IRL, I NEED FEEAL IT'S WHERE MY WEIRDPOSTS GET MOST TRACTION AND IT HAS GOOD FRENS I NEED IT BACK /vent

in my opinion youtube has become an infoterror organization, their goal is to control that which they can and destabilize that which they can't. They are EVIL. They BAN GETTING AN EDUCATION ON MODERN CAPITALIST SLAVERY!!!!!!!!! /vent

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Tfw a child drugs you with MDMA and METHAMPHETAMINE and then SUCKS YOUR DICK non stop and LIVKS YOUR BUTTHOLE :booba:

I wanna say so many slurs (I'm high and laughing by myself in my room while pbs kids plays) but I WON'T say them out of...shame?? This is shame? I am not used to feeling this feeling. Like...it's wrong...and......embarrassing??? (To say slurs????) /vent

I've been too busy to jizz for over FIVE DAYS and when I finally nutted it was to just IMAGINATION and it was a GOOEY and LARGE nut if you were inclined to gobble nut juice as an appreciator of such I imagine you would have been quite satisfied with a bit of my volumus goo :cute_shota_penis: /vent

Please overseer can you give me a reward for being a good little homunculus 🥺 No?
Ok, I'm going rocket racoon mode motherfucker you played yourself all you had to do was give me headpats and tendies :jokermad: /vent

IF YOUR USERS BREED YOU'LL HAVE MORE USERS, INCENTIVIZE BREEDING AMONG USERS?!!/vent

If fedilove blossomed I hope the admins took pride in being cupids, and not became evil jealous lords of incel land and try to sow heartbreak between budding romance / romance vent

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