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Here's my ideal wife/family and how a typical day in our theoretical household would go... She's got a pixar mom body, our one son is attractively thin, flexible, a dancer, has a good butt, a good size cock that's not done growing, he loves to touch daddies cock, he's a real pleaser, loves to make others happy. Our older son is more into typically boyish things like heavy metal and being angry, but he's just confused and angry at the world because he's got a different perspective than his brother. He's a crier, seeks me out in private, cries, we don't have carefree light fun sex like with my other son, me and my rough boy make real slow, gentle love, with kisses. He's got a bit of a stocky body and has gotten even broader since he started lifting weights. His nipples are very sensitive, he loves to have them licked when we're alone and safe. They both fuck their mom of course, and each other. Then there's our daughters, the older one is like a cross between our two boys, she likes heavy rock and lifting but also likes dance and flexibility, she's not as emotionally troubled as my sensitive prince but she's not as optimistic as my steady prancer boy, she's a realist, and she fucks like one too. Then there's the youngest, she's the odd one out, only listens to classical, won't have sex with anybody in the family but me and her mom, and whatever big dicked big nutted latge breed dog was our family pet, doesn't like dance, doesn't like sports or lifting, she's got a killer body though, well figured as is, she's very bookish, she insisted on measuring my penis every day when she was learning about how she was growing, because she wanted to study my growth the same as I was studying hers, and just like I was proud of her just as she is and would be, she would always say "good daddy!" and be proud of me and give my cock a kiss after every measurement (because of course my cock is done growing so its size never varied outside normal engorgement which was a phenomenon she understood as I explained it to her much earlier). Our family lives this way without any zombies (antis, haters, psychopaths who pop their head out of the ground like a cartoon character to say "I DON'T CONSENT" while holding a sign that says "isn't there somebody you forgot to ask?!") catching our scent and harming us. Our children eventually marry and start families of their own with the same good respectable values they were raised with, and we'll be grandparents, and our one daughter will be a book writer, the other a successful entertainer (family entertainment not pornography you perverts), the troubled son will become a veterinarian after some struggles with addiction, and the dancer son will come out as gay and become a prominent speaker. We will all be so proud of each other, how we braved the storm, weathered the storm together and survived it as a family in this hellish zombie anti-sensuality land. /vent fantasy fiction

I wish that a group would form called "free love defense group" or something that got as organized as the horrible violent antis and then made them stop being so violent with reason and logic and kindness /vent

Will the nwo ever stop using brainwashing on women to keep them from marrying me? /vent question

Hey girls, the sex, it is boring me, please, violence, bring the violence please, yes girls, yes, thankyou, very nice, yes. Now I can relax, and take my mind of my worries. /vent read that in a very thick german american accent.

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"The day the manlet dwarfs invaded and conquered the land of the tallfags" - and it's hentai. /story ideas

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Ugh I can't wait until a sexy ethics professor who is female and also studies anthropology to fall in love with me even though I'm a (looks left, looks right, pulls coat collar up, whispers) non offending pedophile! /vent romance needs girlprofessor

My woman is gonna be 4 inches taller than me and you're just gonna have to seethe over that, observer, if you're a hater, just have to seethe /vent manifesting

If you're a FAT girl
With a BIG booty
That JIGGLES
And is ROUND
And that DON'T sag
I wanna lick TWIXT
Those cheeks /poem by me

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As I open the hentai manga I rub my hands together memeishly and chuckle the word "pedophilia" and let out a shudderous "oooouuuhhhh"

Arthur is the show they're from, it aired on american public broadcasting. Evil lump the dump took funding away from PBS because they tell the truth and are progressive >:C

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Oooh nice they have a bunch of A Word From Us Kids clips archived on the interwebs those always make me feel a little less depressed and the only stream I could find of season 14 (I'm up to that season rn) is missing the A Word From Us Kids segments and it's depressing me T-T /vent

My escalation in liking boys
>Bridget
>Batman
>Scooby Doo
>Bebop and Rocksteady

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An old drawing I did during a hiatus. My attempt to get some experience drawing underwear

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I guess I never uploaded the Marge/Bart comic I made. tbh this is probably my favorite thing I've done, but I don't think people like heavy dialogue and goofy story shit.

Do yall follow any bestiality girls on social media? I follow a few a couple years ago after seeing their videos when zoophilia was getting more mainstream and girls were linking their socials and stuff......well a few of them still use those socials, they post less explicitly but they still post cute pics with their dogs but even more strange is they advertise their businesses on there (several of them have businesses, and even more strangely several of them all follow each other). I'm thinking cool cult of sexy babes who fuck dogs and are from rich families because who else can afford to start businesses, fuck dogs on the internet with their face exposed, and use the same screen name from their porn videos for their social medias they link their businesses to.......god I wish one of them would marry me and make me her cameraman husband who she kisses and I get to watch the knot slop out and hear the splurt as it does IN PERSON oh that would be incredible /vent

When our balls touch, and it's from behind, and he's got a big fat ass, jeeeeeezis, we're alive for this reason /vent

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