YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Hey gus, I'm gaming, I don't stream though. I just blogpost. Currently playing Sleeping Dogs and Doom Eternal. Doom Eternal is so hard that it made me rage hard enough to take the pile of clothes off my gaming chair so I could get the ergonomics right to fucking pilot the shit out of doomguy with the motion aiming. Now let's do a chuddle (chud cuddle, two chuds cuddling GAY STYLE) /blog

Therapy session over, going to get back into writing hopefully! /happy

O fam they got backpack

Imagine being a celebrities child and then that celebrity is also secretly into incest and you get to bang your super hot celebrity parent with your child sexual organs even though it would make society mad if they found out /ventassy

My Mom got me a gift for being good and going to the dentist. Got a cool portable concentrate vaporizer so I can finally leave my house again (I am ADDICTED to the mj, I literally need to have it like Dale Gribble needs his cigarettes) and it isn't the cartridge kind (*cough* gross *cough*) so I can put concentrate in it that is preeemium. Wish I had a gf or bf who wasn't emotionally abusive or traumatizing and we smoked together and snuggled /ventiary

Skybooty and the Captain of Tomorrow (Where child marriage is legalized in this fictional setting) /movie idea

If I could have sex with a cosplay girl who's sexy and does dances (at least once every day if needed) I'd be so happy T-T /vent

I need my egf to hmu to give me head pats T-T /vent

I think they need to fucking stomp the competition out by releasing the planetary cinematic universe. Fuck marvel and fuck dc. Disney ass warner ass. The PLANETARY CINEMATIC UNIVERSe will be a series of films set in, on, or about, one of the NINE (YES PLUTO) PLANETS in our solar system. Each planet will have a rich backstory, and will tie into the stories of all the other planets, and then the tenth movie that wraps everything up and closes up all the loose ends will be a 12 hour four parter called "Part X - The Sun" and the sun is like thanos and all the planets defeat it before it can expand and swallow up a bunch of them and stop giving any solar radiation at all to any of the others. They force it to behave, and to be a good sun, and to never forget expand, and to never stop working either, and the sun is NOT happy about it but that's how the PCU will close out. Then we'll do a soft reboot where instead of planets this time it's about stars, and this time the sun gets an antihero redemption arc and it has to teamup with a nearby sun to defeat a black hole and it's a three parter that brings back cameos of every planet but most of them are cool alternate reality variants /idea hot and horny

Thought I had last night stoned af (two nights ago technically) "Bbcs that can teleport like nightcrawler.......(long pause....thinking) would be undefeatable (fearful realization), (thinks of racists being besiged by teleporting bbcs and they're seething), would be undefeatable *smirks with confidence* /ventassy

Please ukulele shrimp girl with dyed hairl please fall in love with me /vent

I have memory problems so I need my e girlfriend to remind me she's my girlfriend, literally, she needs to say things like "hey remember when you asked me out and I said yes and so yea I'm your girlfriend!" to make things less awkward. /vent

I'm sorry for using PUSSY as a derogative, ESPECIALLY when saying blood makes me nauseous!!!! Pussies are like, BLOODBENDERS, they aren't bothered by a little BLOOD, they even SHOOT blood every month!

I wish I wasn't such a PUSSY so I could TORTURE my ENEMIES but blood makes me nauseous :C /vent/fantasy/fiction