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I took a bunch of pictures of my cock in different stages of aroused and want to post them to fedi for educational not sexual purposes but now I'm embarrassed to /vent

Guys I haven't said anything on this despite knowing for some time because I didn't want to cause stress or strife within the community, but I can't keep it secret any longer. If you want to get the most out of your gooning seshes, you have to do foreskin restoration if your circumcised, or you need some way to keep the head of your penis moist, covered, and clean. Silicone "toe covers" for corns work ok, but can be tight, never wear it past discomfort, find a size or other method that keeps that head moist and protected, and keep it clean. When you goon with a sensitive tip, you can ascend to levels you kever even knew existed /tips and tricks

I like big beefy boys. Big beefy femboys. Do you lift, femboy? Do you have big juicy muscle titties? Oh big femboy, please be my pet <3 /vent

My little sister got me feeling like this fr I haven't seen her since she's a baby and she's 18 now and my god if she wasn't my sister god damn just replace the "stripper" with the word "sister" and god damn I wish I could have her I wish we had a way to talk idk her conacts and like I said our dad is a weird psycho which is why I don't talk to him so he hates me but she kept blushing and smiling at me and I didn't even say 5 words yet. God damn. Gyat damn.
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If one of you was a really hot fem and we got married then my sister wanted to marry us I would be ok with us being a thruple but only a closed thruple!!!! /vent

If my little now 18yo sister ever offers I'm not refusing 😈 /vent

If I can date my half sister who is 18 I hope that happens. I hope we run away and change our names and get married and gave incest babies. /vent met my sister after not seeing her since she's a baby and she's 18 now and hot and omg she's so hot but our dad is such a fucking asshole but God she is so fucking hot

When you foreign girl or girly boy get done with your terrible war time, you are welcome in singular marriage with me, I have no prejudices, and only seek loving companionship, and I know things can be hard in war torn places so you may be looking to go somewhere else after your time in the conflict is over. Remember Jazzy then. /vent in a bottle for love

Grandma is basically in an awake coma, with her eyes closed. She'll die soon. Bullshit doctors. I could punch a doctor I'm so mad. They're soft killing us. But nobody wants to talk about that. Noooo they just want to talk about taxes and money and boo hoo there's not enough money LIKE BITCH CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT IMPORTANT THINGS GRANDMA IS DYING AND YOU'RE ALL TALKING ABOUT BULLSHIT ***AND*** YOU'RE TREATING HER LIKE SHE'S NOT HERE, I'VE BEEN HIGH AS FUCK ON OPIATES BEFORE, I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE, HER AWARENESS WILL COME IN WAVES, SHE HAD MICRO REACTIONS TO MY WORDS, AND MY TOUCH, SHE EVEN SMILED AS MUCH AS A HALF CORPSE WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN AND THEIR EYES CLOSED WHO IS COMPLETELY MOTIONLESS BUT STILL BREATHING CAN SMILE, AND I NOTICED IT, I NOTICE LITTLE THINGS, UNLIKE THE OTHERS, BLAH BLAH BLAH BILLS BLAH BLAH BLAH TAXES BLAH BLAH BLAH MONEY ****BITCH GRANDMA WOULD BE OUT THERE IN THE REVOLUTION IF SHE COULD FUCK THAT MONEY SHIT, GET AN EMPIRE, FUCK THAT MONEY TALK**** /VENT

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Need muscle mommy or muscle bunny for comfort sex asap. I'm scared in this world and only sex from beautiful people has ever made me feel safe, which is why I haven't felt safe in over 10 years. /vent

I want to suck petra parkers gock deep down my throat, peter never really got me hard, but trans peter????? With a big bulge????? I'm suckin it. /ventfession horny

Found a weird part of yt just now. Monkeys grooming humans as asmr?? Ok? As long as the monkeys are happy?
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Is feral.bond down for everyone or just for me?? /quest

Yo niblas I'm watching vhs taps of recorded old tv from the 2000s, commercials included. So many car commercials. Holy fuck we get it you want us to buy your cars. News was more fun too. Only pretty depressing instead of a extremely depressing. And late night comedy skits where they interacted with the public and then edited the interactions and then aired them in a humorous context with respectful cheek and not at all like the blunt obtrusive aggressive asshole scumbag "influencers/pranksters/social experimenters" shit youtubers do today. The west has gone to shit. And it was never because of the immigrants. There were people getting beaten up and arrested after the 2005 inauguration, this shit has been going on foreeever, another one of the news stories was about random people going throughout New York City and attacking pizza delivery boys and random civilians with baseball bats. Shit's always been crazy, but the internet came and THEY'RE THE JOKER the GOVERNMENT IS THE JOKER and it caused chaos! Uncontrollable indirectable chaos, they didn't give a damn where things went, left, right, up, down, as long as it was extreme, and then BAM! They enact their plan!!! First, turn the DUMB DUMBS fash, the new little titty suckers barely fallen off a nipple with zero new atheism movement literacy, no understanding of the non aggression principle, no ability to make or take a FRIENDLY joke, yet they're given military gear???? So many kent states are going to happen! So many rodney kings! It's already happening! It's happening and they've got it talked about so much that everyone's burnt out, they were laughing in our faces while we were in their killing joke carnival ride as jim gordon watching them rape our country, in an attempt to drive us mad. /vent back to the old days back to sanity VENT NOT OVER REVENTING YOU KNOW WHAT, THINGS USED TO BE SEXY, COMMERCIALS USED TO BE SEXY, LADY TALK SHOW HOSTS USED TO BE FLIRTATIOUS AND SEXY, NOW????? EVERYONES A HAG!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THE YOUNG ARE SPIRITUALLY HAGS THESE DAYS!!!!! /true end vent

I need god to give me and all my loved ones and anyone who I'm destined to love life extension so I could masturbate to all the porn at least one time to each porn, then I can move on and live my life. Like an ocd thing. /vent

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Need a black woman to submit to
need to be her pet she takes care of and loves /vent

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