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Wish ther was a brain broken fitness girl on an unpopulated island with me and she has the mental age of a 9yo and believes whatever I tell her and she loves me /ventassy

I need a muscle mommy on roids to fall in love with ME and date ME it's always the OTHERS well THEY GET ENOUGH date ME please /vent to the universe

I feel like jesus on the cross if jesus had a smartphone and feral account he couldn't access and zoocat was god: Zoocat, why hast thou forsaken me??? /vent

These users be eating poop /exclamation non-judgemental

I'm not naming names but I think some people who are rude to me in the last 4 hours want to eat feces, I can see a human form in my minds eye, second sight, oh no, showing me what I don't want to see!!!! They love the poop!!!! /ventision

I wonder what makes some people want to eat feces, an ex once was like that, he was really rude so I think his soul was trying to punish his material self which was unconscious of what was even going on, he was actually confused about why he wanted to eat shit as I was for a while, but in hindsight, it's pretty clear. /ventflection

It must be nice living in not America and being completely mindfucked by the cia because they're not allowed to run ops on actual Americans so you live in a world of total brainwashed american servitude to the American ideology of capitalism and free market rape of the populace under the disguise of freedom, I smile in the face of your fascist devil ignorance because I am protected by the blanket of divinity, I would be honored to know who my ancestors were, unfortunately fascist devils enslaved them under the false disguse of capitalism and worked them to death or insanity before I could ever have met them, and I was born an orphan into gangland america. Yes, woe, but my fate is nothing compared to that of the poor brainwashed CIA enslaved peoples of some foreign nations, who have had their entire system destroyed by fascists, wearing the masks of angels, so that when redemption may come they will shun it, and call it the enemy /vent

I hope my egf is ok she hasn't been online as much but I'm assuming she's really busy with life stuff /vent

I love when I take satisfying shits that are solid and long and thick with no lumps or over stretching......but I don't like anal? What's that about? /jerry seinfeld voice

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Young people can be guilty of agism just as much as old people. It's disgusting to say mean things like "Lol somebody come get their dad" or "Ew no, pedophile.".
1. I don't have children
2. There's nothing wrong with being a pedophile

Please POLITELY turn people down, you don't have to bully someone just for trying their best and living their life and "shooting their shot" you know what they were probably feeling really confident that day and they were feeling good about themselves and like their hair wasn't as thin as they thought it was and you completely fucking ruined it with your bad vibes. It costs nothing to be nice. That person might think about that moment for YEARS and it could eat away at their confidence so they are too afraid to ask someone out again all because of your cunt attitude. /Vent advice

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~[Commission] Heather & Antonio - Shaved Pussy~

Commissioned by @Waifu_Lover_1

Whenever Heather shaves, she likes to show Antonio for his opinion.

A. I'm going to save you, Big Barda
B. I'm awakened now in meatspace
C. Gratitude for the dialectic
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