YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Ohhhhnnnnffffff uunf yea hunnffff ohhh hnnnffff yea unnf (me imagining giving her "backshots" as they call doggy style these days) /fantasy

Only date me if you're cool with doing dora the explorer rp where you're dora and you want sex /vent

If you're a girl with muscles it's pretty fucked up for you to not be attracted to me, I'm the main character afterall /vent

I tricked googles ai into giving me a sexually explicit rap about me fucking scooby doo with the approval of the mystery gang (they're supporters) I just had to use coded language. Like we gobbled eachothers hot dogs, I helped him and got myself inside his tight satchel, he moaned in exstasy from the relief, ect. ect. /win

Seeing media pearl clutch about porn and then getting bitch slapped by the culture at large: We comin out the goon cave with this one

I'm NOT LOVABLE!! Now, if you LOVE ME you have to prove me wrong by LOVING ME EXTRA HARD. /vent

I'm jealous of you guys (every other fedi fren pulls mad pussy, I just KNOW it I can TELL!) /vent

I'm turned off by piercings and am neutral on tattoos, so many otherwise cuties really kill my boner T-T /vent