Need a pretty woman with a pretty voice to teach me Spanish but keep it simple, like words you'd teach a dog, and she'd give me commands in spanish like "come" and "good boy" and "kisses" and "mating time" /vent
NEED an evil woman to marry me and and and I need to be her little pet and she loves me and she has sex with me in the missionary position and she ONLY touches and likes her pets dick (mine) /ventassy
I need to be a womans pet I need her to love me I need her to tell me sexy things and praise me and tell me sexy threats with kisses in between /vent frustrated
Any time some bitch makes a "sassy" diss under one of my comments and I check her profile and I see it's private, internally I'm like, why the fuck is your profile private you skank?! /vent