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I can't speak your magical language, please just touch me, *makes masturbation signal with hand*

Girls with fetal alcohol syndrome are so fucking hot

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W-whats happening??
*Turns Jewish*
OY VEY, NOW I GET TO HAVE SO MUCH SEX WITH GOYIM WOMEN, DEGENERATE SEX!

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GD WHO TALKS WITH YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE DEPRESSED
GF WHO STAYS WITH YOU THROUGH THICK AND THIN AND DOESN'T CHEAT ON YOU :deadInside: :FeelsSadMan:

gf who loves that you want to give her muscles kisses and appreciates your fetishization of her athletic body

GAH I AM SO HORNY FOR LOVE RN SORRY

gf (or lgf) who loves you and doesn't abuse you and is happy with your lives together

Need a gf who isn't a loser (gfs who aren't losers love it when their bf pays attention to their butt)

I wish I had a homeless bitch who wasn't run through (she can be crazy though) who would be grateful as fuck to live with me

I like it when slutty seeming egirls are actually exclusive lesbians and never let men touch them. Because if I'm not getting that pussy, I want no one to be getting it

No cute gf with jiggly butt for me to nibble on :blobconfounded:

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C100新刊、対魔忍フラン4のお品書きとサンプルです配置は日東ネ-22aになります
本文などサンプル:pixiv.net/artworks/100438663
メロンブックス通販:melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail

他コミケでの寄稿案内は以下のとおりです
HP:landsale.info/
fanbox:landsale.fanbox.cc/posts/42767
Fantia:fantia.jp/posts/1418545

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I'm thinking of dressing up like a dog so I can finally fuck some hot women. I talk to them? Nothing. A dog though? Bent over and taking the knot "as a joke".

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Like 90% of being pretty is being happy and smiling a lot

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