YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

*Me to Spinter the Rat from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in drag*

>You know you're beautiful, right?
>*I pull Splinter in tight and close, hip to hip, he blushes and smiles shyly*
>*I kiss Splinter deep, rubbing my face on his soft muzzle fur between breaths*
>*I gently caress his furry ass and rub the base of his tail*
>I love you so much
>*Voiceover: My name is Casey Jones, and I'm a gay ratfucker, this is my story*

But the RIGHT also has the word RIGHT in it which means FREEDOM TO DO SOMETHING or PERMISSION TO DO SOMETHING

I don't think it's good that the RIGHT wing uses the word RIGHT which also means CORRECT and the LEFT wing has the word LEFT which also means ABANDONED or RETREATED

If you bite the skin off your fingers and swallow it you're engaging in autocannibalism

Holy shit can slack jawed hill billys shut the fuck up about books they don't like being in school? The only reason they don't like the books, is because they had to read the books first in order to bitch about what was in them, and they hate nothing more than reading books. So by the time they got done with those books so they could bitch about what was in em, they was really steamed on account of all the readin they just done.

In the future there is going to be an orbital retirement home where rich old people go to live their final days in zero G so their joints don't hurt.

Movies are just
>Rips bong
>What if....the moon.....crashed into the EARTH
>duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
now

The shark has been jumped, globally, movies may be tapped out as a medium

Miles Morales still pisses me off because there's only one spider-man, I surprisingly would have been fine with Miles being an alternate dimension Spider-man as in, a black/latin Peter Parker, than just some random black kid who fanboys for Spider-man and happens to get similar powers.

Idk why but Green Lantern being black doesn't piss me off like with other characters. Maybe it's because he's not a blackwashed character, he's an original character who becomes a Lantern, and it's not like there's just one Lantern so that's ok, I'm fine with it all. If they did this for all black characters I would be much happier.

So wait how many trans girls became trans because they just wanted to escape their balls warping their perceptions and goals?(testosterone)

I wish god would just pick me up and drop me into a corral with like 10 hot women and then give us the godly commandment to breed and the chicks aren't allowed to argue with god

Had a moment where I just dropped whatever I was holding and said to myself, "Holy fucking shit...retards exist", can't believe I forgot that