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Xcom teaches you that in life it is unwise to fuck around because the consequences of finding out are dire. It's best to hedge your bets, always. Do not play fair games when losing is not an option.

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Ugh hair is getting thin...I don't want to have to wear a wig if I want to look pretty one day :cry_konata:

Me: Oh yea you're gonna feel every inch bby
You: Oh wow all 5
Me: THERE'S 7 OK? WHEN I'M PRESSED ALL THE WAY INSIDE IT EQUALS 7! IT JUST LOOKS LIKE 5 CAUSE OF WHEN I'M STANDIN THERE IT'S HIDIN IN MY FAT!

Need chubby butterface gf with good asmr voice and big tits

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[TFTL] [Collab] Take one

To conclude the event Tales from the lab today we got a fun collab with the bro @dop please take only one candy, and pound only one booty !

All links to dop's stuff :
baraag.net/web/@dop
pixiv.net/en/users/27872949

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The half jamaican nigger half indian street shitter family next door is burning plastic again and it stinks so fuckin bad it's like being fumigated when you walk outside. I had just put meat on the smoker too when those nigger monkey animals started this fuckin shit. The dogs have a filthy disgusting god cross on their shitty lawn too the Bible loving faggots.

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Scully is kidnapped by a maniac loner novelist. Smoking Man is shot with a giant fuck-off missile, but survives.

It's only when we act really crazy or we get a bunch of people following along like monkey see monkey do that we wind up on someones desk under human (not an AI) scrutiny, it feels like.

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I'm not like happy about it or anything or looking forward to it, or dreading it, it is what I is, but I wouldn't be surprised if I found Mrs. Jazzy through fediverse use. This is the only place I can beeeee myself, as they say.

I'm absolutely convinced that people are fucking with me (but not just me, me and millions or billions of others, collectively, through a network) but I can't just say that or I get labeled schizophrenic. People are watching me, and you, and they are guiding our decisions.

I probably wouldn't have lost my vcard to that slutty nasty gutter skank and then had my heart broken while she went out and got herself raped again and again. It's like the universe had it in for her. How many times does a single person have to be raped? It's like rape me onc shame on you, rape me twice, you get the idea. The sad truth is, victims of rape are at a much higher risk for being raped again. It's like they carry the shame with them for their entire lives and carry it in their body language, and rapists pick up on this, and see them as prey, and then it happens again, and again, forever.

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If one of my middle school teachers would have just had sex with me my life would probably be way better right now

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Vent 

What the fuck is the point of not accepting my follow request, but not blocking me? You clearly don't want me to be able to easily see your posts, yet you won't commit and just block me. Shit is petty, you ain't better for it, it's pretentious.

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Scully is once again the target of a zombie serial killer. Mulder worries about CIA shit.

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