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Bruh I swear to god I would never shame you for your bodily functions bro we're in a safe space here I love you bro we're good 100 forver (you were embarrassed about dropping a major duce but I reassured you rp)

My 3 year plan I just made up rn:
Grow garden real good (Year 1)
Get social again, with healthy boundaries (Year 2)
Learn the skills I need for the field of my choice via school (Year 3)

nom nom almonds and lemonade and homemade beef jerky (homemade teriyaki sauce marinade)

I need reassurance from my spouse that they will not leave me because I fart like any normal human being

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Group Stages Intervention To Help Their Type 1 Diabetes Suffering Friend Kick Insulin: "Now that he's calmed down, I think we just leave him to sleep off his cravings."

Batman, Superman, all of em, they don't play fair when they're up against an enemy. They lie, they cheat, they steal.

Xcom teaches you that in life it is unwise to fuck around because the consequences of finding out are dire. It's best to hedge your bets, always. Do not play fair games when losing is not an option.

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Ugh hair is getting thin...I don't want to have to wear a wig if I want to look pretty one day :cry_konata:

Me: Oh yea you're gonna feel every inch bby
You: Oh wow all 5
Me: THERE'S 7 OK? WHEN I'M PRESSED ALL THE WAY INSIDE IT EQUALS 7! IT JUST LOOKS LIKE 5 CAUSE OF WHEN I'M STANDIN THERE IT'S HIDIN IN MY FAT!

Need chubby butterface gf with good asmr voice and big tits

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[TFTL] [Collab] Take one

To conclude the event Tales from the lab today we got a fun collab with the bro @dop please take only one candy, and pound only one booty !

All links to dop's stuff :
baraag.net/web/@dop
pixiv.net/en/users/27872949

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The half jamaican nigger half indian street shitter family next door is burning plastic again and it stinks so fuckin bad it's like being fumigated when you walk outside. I had just put meat on the smoker too when those nigger monkey animals started this fuckin shit. The dogs have a filthy disgusting god cross on their shitty lawn too the Bible loving faggots.

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Scully is kidnapped by a maniac loner novelist. Smoking Man is shot with a giant fuck-off missile, but survives.

It's only when we act really crazy or we get a bunch of people following along like monkey see monkey do that we wind up on someones desk under human (not an AI) scrutiny, it feels like.

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I'm not like happy about it or anything or looking forward to it, or dreading it, it is what I is, but I wouldn't be surprised if I found Mrs. Jazzy through fediverse use. This is the only place I can beeeee myself, as they say.

I'm absolutely convinced that people are fucking with me (but not just me, me and millions or billions of others, collectively, through a network) but I can't just say that or I get labeled schizophrenic. People are watching me, and you, and they are guiding our decisions.

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