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Pain is exploding and I only have two pills left. Thinking of ways to kms.

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instead of NNN I may try Butt Nutt November where I only can nutt by putting things in my butt

I wish I was a female (WITH NO CUNT AND A DICK AND BALLS) Rick Sanchez with giant tits (real ones) and bimbo aesthetics.

Changing my sheets because nothing feels better on smooth legs than fresh sheets bro

Some things I thought about in the shower while shaving...
1. I wish I was a hot girl so I could date hot girls
2. I kind of retreated from life in 2015 and started preparing for the apocalypse but it never came
3. I feel bad for giving up on trying to stop the system from destroying more lives

Listening to halloween spotify playlist, I need a hot shower, and a shave :comfyblush:

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Ok doing self care even though I want to kms

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Here's to hoping my ex gets treatment resistant superaids since he takes prep and thinks that means he can have sex with everybody all the time with no consequences

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Broke: Looking up the pedophiles on the refistry to tell your kids which houses to avoid

Woke: Looking up the pedophiles to tell your kids to go welcome them to the neighborhood so they can learn how to deal with adversity

I had to send them away so quickly because I had to run straight to my room to coom the hardest coom I'd coomed in years

If I was a parent tbh I would be one of those crazy fucks who never lets their kids leave the house.

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One was around 9, and quite cute, even at that age. The other, around 7, and likely her sister, wasn't quite as pretty but was also adorable.

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And if I was, shame on the testers, putting lgs in what they perceive to be danger just to ascertain if the new neighbor is a pervert or not...but what if they came over of their own accord...what if they knew exactly what they were doing, and I disappointed them by sending them away? No that can't be possible!

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