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I am "this" close to putting random @ in my bio saying we're dating until the person finds out and tells me to stop

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When smelling cunt: Ew this smells repulsive
When smelling hairy balls and cock: 💞Wow 😵‍💫😋😋😋 *buries face in hairy cocks and balls*

I will take this luck as a sign to try harder in life, god gave me a second penising for a reason, for the penis to be used, thrust-fully, into the vagina and ass of life, but not in a rapey way, more in a "I'M not the one raping here, I was just minding my business and these women started attacking me and sucking my cock against my will" sort of way.

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and we ain't talking limp heavy, we're talking rock hard heavy, leangth and girth, I'm finally happy with my dick, and while the penis pump nearly exploded my cock accidentally, at least it healed correctly, looks normal, and is even bigger than it was before, very lucky.

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My dick is reaching ojisan status, it's quite veiny, and quite heavy (I've made like 80-90% recovery from the penis pump accident, I'll never use one again, close call)

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Someone random: My life is hell I want to die
Me: *likes post*

It's my way of giving a virtual hug

Still a pain in the ass but at least converting for use on quivi (or any normal fucking program) is possible now

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now that I mention it I can probably convert multiple images in faststone, I'll look into that

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Ok so faststone can see them shits, good I guess, but what I want is for them to show up on quivi because it's better for viewing sequential images (comics)

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I look up solutions to my problem and find literal fucking niggers telling people to just screenshot the html doc, like you fucking nigger piece of shit, even I know enough to be able to save a fucking webp piece of shit as png by renaming it, I don't have time for that shit though.

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For some nigger assed reason I now have hundreds of hentai zips that have all HTML images in them, google is filled with fucking pajeet tier scams and all I want to know is: How do I convert multiple HTML files into PNG files? MULTIPLE is a factor because I cannot feasibility convert tens of thousands of images manually.

I hope everyone I like has a good day (and I hope everyone I dislike has a bad day)

Forgot people can't hear my thoughts again......or can they, yea, if they could.... that's exactly what they would want me to think...

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