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I need someone who perceives annoyingness as cuteness, that's what I need

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>tfw no one to slap and squeeze and pull your balls until you're crying for mercy
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Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
ok now we cuddle
cuddle cuddle
now I, Jazzy the spectacularly retarded, will tell you how beautiful you are, and how you're so smart it scares me, but that fear is intriguing, you intrigue me -I'll say- and then I'll do a long pause, and I'll say "I never met someone like you before"

All time spent on distracting ones self is time not spent on productivity, but what if by not distracting ones self when one wishes to be distracted one causes total mental collapse, well then nothing is getting done at all for a long while

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SMOL PEACH[COMIC]

Peachy is Smol-Pilled and explores the Mysteries of The Kyu
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Holy fuck....did you know this song was about Richard Ramirez???
youtu.be/ULWFRpC6Z9Q

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These motherfucking msnbc pieces of shit snorting and chuckling off camera when the guy mentions a libertarian candidate getting 2% of the votes? Really? This isn't a fucking bar assholes, a little fucking professionalism.

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As She Is Being Walked Down The Isle, Your Soon-To-Be Father-In-Law's Face Is Melting Off His Skull And The Bangin' Hot Bride's Maids Titties Have Grown To Ungodly Proportions -- Scared And Confused, You Look To Your Best Man For Reassurance...

If a chick is hot, and chaste, but she has a small anal wart because her grandfather fingered her when she was little, would the wart be a dealbreaker? What if you can't even see it, it's completely internal?

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Scully is kidnapped by a maniac janitor. Mulder tries to expose government sasquatches.

REAL HEALERS do not go to school
REAL HEALERS do not do paperwork
REAL HEALERS do not have a secretary
REAL HEALERS do not have a waiting room
REAL HEALERS do not take insurance, or even care about insurance
REAL HEALERS think of you, their patient, as important

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God I fucking hate (((doctors))). Never trust a (((doctor))), never go to them for (((medicine))), real medicine is sold by the real healers who the white coats have tried to exterminate, so now real healers are hard to find.

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