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Once when I was at my exs place after an exhausting night of dancing and rolling, I was so tired, and just wanted to be by myself, so I went into the walkin closet bedroom, and just sort of cried because I couldn't help it, I was feeling so awful. And then one of the guests, let's call him Kevy, popped in to grab his bag and noticed me crying, he asked if I was ok and I said yea, and then I heard him telling all the other gays "She's crying in there..." and it was the first time Kevy every spoke of me in a non derogatory tone, and I was just like, where was this empathy before, Kevy, because he's one of the ones who was being a cunt to me for no reason.

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I swear to gawd these fitness chicks betrer not be getting fit for chad, they better be getting fit for little nerd boys

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Scully tries to disprove the existence of alien ghosts. Mulder accidentally flirts with cultists.

I need someone who perceives annoyingness as cuteness, that's what I need

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>tfw no one to slap and squeeze and pull your balls until you're crying for mercy
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Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
ok now we cuddle
cuddle cuddle
now I, Jazzy the spectacularly retarded, will tell you how beautiful you are, and how you're so smart it scares me, but that fear is intriguing, you intrigue me -I'll say- and then I'll do a long pause, and I'll say "I never met someone like you before"

All time spent on distracting ones self is time not spent on productivity, but what if by not distracting ones self when one wishes to be distracted one causes total mental collapse, well then nothing is getting done at all for a long while

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SMOL PEACH[COMIC]

Peachy is Smol-Pilled and explores the Mysteries of The Kyu
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Holy fuck....did you know this song was about Richard Ramirez???
youtu.be/ULWFRpC6Z9Q

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These motherfucking msnbc pieces of shit snorting and chuckling off camera when the guy mentions a libertarian candidate getting 2% of the votes? Really? This isn't a fucking bar assholes, a little fucking professionalism.

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