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You: laughs when homer simpson has sex
Me: becomes incredibly aroused when homer simpson has sex

Wait a minute have I been colonized? Wait a minute, I was colonized!

Wait can people still say any screenshot was faked? Can people still do that? Is that still a thing?

*Go on twitter*
*It's promoting niggers and nigger wannabes again*
*Closes twitter*

To good people of fedi: *pat pat*
To bad people of fedi: That meal you last had, I shat in it

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Scully worries about Mulder's new smoking habit. Smoking Man reveals secrets about Mulder's abduction experiences. AGAIN.

Is media taking a long time to load for anyone else? Are normalscums attacking the fediverse?

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I asked this autistic guy if he wanted to be my boyfriend, and he said he was dating someone, but he's like into me so he keeps checking me out and It's making me feel bad. Like dude you have a gf don't flirt with me.

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AKAB (all knights are bastards)
FTK (fuck the knights, fuck the king)

I once read a historical document about authorities, like knights, and an incident, basically it said among the report that the knights "outraged their little ones", and I looked into that, and it turns out that "outrage", at the time of use, meant violent rape and torture. At no point in the report does it condemn their actions.

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