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tfw no hipster bf with inferiority complex who makes fun of others to stoke his ego :peepoCry:

(Your autistic peepo bf comes to pick you up on his motorcycle for your date)

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MOTORIN'
WHAT'S. YOUR. PRICE. FOR FLIGHT. *DUN DAAAAA, DUN NA DUN NAAAA, DUN DAAAAA, DUN NA DUN NAAAA*
youtu.be/z92bmlcmyq0

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People said use VPN to protect your connection. Meanwhile me downloading some breach sensitive data by some country in torrent without VPN :02laugh:
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It's disgusting that some places won't sell alcohol until 8am, that's fascism. It's disgusting that some places won't sell alcohol on Sunday. That's also fascism.

I should be happy for things. For example, I don't have any terrible diseases.

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The Train keeps data on every passenger and denizen, down to the inch. According to the conductor, the cocks are a very important part of the healing process.

3-Part Commission for
@DLaw7

I hate living in Georgia (I don't live in Georgia I'm just throwing off the bots)

Im a hater
I been sippin on that haterade
Imma hate on you
Imma hate on god
Can't stop me
/sbs (sarcastic but serious)

Sadly MAP fedi pretty much ignores me now because they "care about their image" or some shit and I said nigger too many times

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Tbh I'm only a map, technically not a pedo, since I don't find prepubescent people very attractive. It's not until a person begins to develop midway to puberty that their features start to sharpen, it is this sharpening that I appreciate, which is why I can still find people well past the onset of puberty attractive. I understand and feel for other maps who are almost or completely exclusive in their attractions to persons who are very young, but that's not me. I understand why people would assume that though, because people assume the most extreme thing they can if they're going to assume anything at all. No, typically I'm attracted to athletic, capable, charming people, regardless of age, and that is why I am a MAP. Not because I fetishize youth, and not because I'm attracted to helplessness, I do not and am not. I just don't see the validity of the arbitrary lines of demarcation society has placed at various chronological points. It is fascism.

Weird to think about but in the west, until recently, cats were killed for their fur (and also their guts to make fine cords with, used as stitches and as string instrument strings)

youtu.be/wYM3jnjko4U

God exists not in the world but in the minds of frightened children, Superman is a more comforting God than such madness, the fucking Mouseketeers are a better holy Trinity.

All my ancestors were scared of this fucking bully God, but I step forward, and I challenge, and I say FUCK YOU GOD, YOU EAT SHIT MOTHERFUCKER! and he disappears like mist, all it took for the bully to go away was to stand up to him.

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Personally I think I'm an insane ape, born from chaos, making the illusion of cohesion out of nothing. If there is a God he is my enemy and I will make war with him if he ever makes himself known, I will throw rocks at his fucking head and then burn in hell because he's the one who fucking wrote my character thay way the worthless fuck.

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As an atheist what do you have to look forward to? A full life free of superstious fear, less anger, less hatred, a more open mind, a more open heart, to name a few. But what about the afterlife? There is no afterlife. If you die, and then you're someplace else, you didn't really die, your situation changed but you are not dead, death is non existence, like what happens when you try to remember what the world was like before you were born.

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Random idea from a convo: Peppermint Powergirl.

or Power Mint? Or Patty Girl? :thinking_cirno:

Retro bois out here like: I prefer mono to stereo

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