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I have tried Mc Donals, I have tried Butdger King, I have tried Wndies, Wndies kicks the shit out of the other two in terms of food alone, a cute loli mascot is the cherry on top

Two excited men on opposite sides of the scene, each with a muscular woman in front of them, the women are battling like pokemon

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Knowing the cursed existence I've led so far I don't think it would be weird at all if I met my half sister for the first time when she's like 20, and she fucked my brains out. I'd just be like "Yea, life is weird huh sis?". But if that happened we'd have to change names and shit to hide from the chuds so they didn't know we were related. I haven't met her since she was a baby, but I saw a picture of her recently and she is very pretty, I'm actually surprised something so fine could have come out of my goblin father and his crack whore wife, but that's evolution for you, the whole is not just the sum of it's parts. I just hope she's ok, and happy.

but there are so many illegal laws on the books at this point that people just think it's normal to be that way, they think it's normal in the red white and blue to impose ones way of life onto others, and that is the most unamerican thing I've ever heard in my fucking life

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tbh nudity should be allowed in public too, PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS is in the constitution, if being nude is someones PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS they have that RIGHT and it is ILLEGAL (unconstitutional) to harass them for it

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i hate how m y culture is ashamed of nudity, can't even be naked on your own property if some asshole can see you from a public area and complains

"Man, imagine being married to a 14yo uwu so amazin uwu"

"Bro do you have any idea how annoying they would be?"

Uhh the same could happen with an older person? Maybe don't marry annoying people? Maybe age has nothing to do with it? Maybe?

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re: queerphobia, religious nonsense  

@aster christians citing jewish law that they don't believe in + king james version of the bible + l + ratio + i fucked your mom with my girldick
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I hate when a camgirl is fat but tries to hide it....bitch lemme see that belly

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They should make a Treehouse of Horror episode where Lisa is a succubus 😈

#LisaSimpson

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lgf who doesn't realize how visible she is when playing Hide and Seek
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Imagine if a black child was raised with white people, with no mirrors, and then one day they saw their reflection and became confused, something about that resonates with me and I don't know why

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