YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club
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Joined Nov 2021
Lyrics: Yo! You wanna see something cool?
What you got?
Come look inside the rat hole
We got candy...
Yeah?
Tits, ass!
What?
You like boobies don't you?
Yeah... How much?
13 bucks!
What the fuck!
That's a lot of fucking money
Okay, Okay, for you, $12.99
Hmm...
What else is in that hole?
Okay check it we got fucking
Rap music
Yeah
Ninjas
Uh huh
Guns
Hmm.
Aliens
What?
Freaks!
Woah!
Homosexuals!
And rats,
A lot of fucking rats!
Boss!
And that's not all kid!
Mother fuck!
We also got real live niggas
Jesus Christ!
Not fake niggas, real niggas.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Fuck!
I'm fucking in!
Let's do this!
This is like me as a kid meeting the internet, and being so fucking down
https://youtu.be/QxkbccJhDh0
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You either ready for this or you ain't, there's no in-between, you either see past the grime and appreciate the story, or you don't, but I dig it
https://youtu.be/ri4iphUqShM
context: some guy started talking shit in map fedi unprovoked and got ratio'd
I thought that guy was kidding at first but no, he's serious, he's a lolicon who hates maps, one day he'll probably be embarrassed by this
Still mad some straggot eyefucked me because it was dark and he throught I was a woman, total rapist vibes, he was fat and probably masturbates even more than I do but with none of the showers to clean up.
Femboys who do public nudity are so hot, all I can think about is some boy seeing them and having their mind permanently imprinted so they're attracted to little sissymen after that 
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No. 5 Handy Work
Thanks to @Grose for helping with this comic strip
#eddie #eddiepuss #eddie_puss #mompuss #mom_puss #mrspuss #mrs_puss #thecomplexadventuresofeddiepuss #the_complex_adventures_of_eddie_puss #furry #humor #comic #comicstrip
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WHY AUTISM FAILED
autist in 300 bc: hey these stars are pretty cool. i think i am going to stay up all night cataloging which stars appear in the night sky first. then i am going to spend every day of the next tear tracking the movement of every planet and star across the sky.
autist in 2020 ad: hey those stars a-- wait a second, is that... a blue hedgehog?? sonic NEEDS me. i am going to devote my life to sonic the hedgehog.
autist in 300 bc: hey these stars are pretty cool. i think i am going to stay up all night cataloging which stars appear in the night sky first. then i am going to spend every day of the next tear tracking the movement of every planet and star across the sky.
autist in 2020 ad: hey those stars a-- wait a second, is that... a blue hedgehog?? sonic NEEDS me. i am going to devote my life to sonic the hedgehog.
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Fall Guys movie when? Remember Fall Guys? Remember?
Still not convinced all my interactions aren't just one chud obsessed with me, but I'm getting there
poem
you see my words from across the world
that I have written down
I am a simple person, perhaps a simple clown
you do not know this writer's face
or the hardship she has traced
and yet something speaks to you kin-ly (as to kin)
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