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I think I figured out humor:
It's very funny when you don't care (really, when you seem to not care, because we're not mind readers)
It's not funny when you do care, that's kind of sad when it happens, then it's serious, not really a joke anymore

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when i drink alcohol I tell my liver to work bitch

The last few days have been very mean, but I'm coming out of it, giving pat pats to the people

I wish I had a bf or gf irl, we could go on adventures together

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Yearly reminder to not give money to the Salvation Army. It is not a charity, it's a fundamentalist Christian organization that supports anti-queer policies. Support mutual aid resources instead.

#SalvationArmy

youtu.be/Ct4wQiABjEk
I'm sorry for letting you guys down, I was lost, I'm ready to try again

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I just feel this so much rn, the confusion, the pain, it's hilarious

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Lil apprentice sorceress learning new tricks :blobpout:

She's Abraca from the french cartoon "Abraca"

I doubt I will ever be good with computer, but I love computer, so I would enjoy being a computer girls personal assistant, helping her in her computer work. I'd give her massages, get her snacks, and I would love to hear about her thoughts when she wasn't busy thinking silently. I would be a good pet. She'd say "Damnit I wish I had someone here to just do what I say" and then she'll look at me and go "Oh, yea!" because she forgot I am her devoted little minion and my eyes get all big and googly when I look at her because she's so amazing.

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Why is there no footage of the electric chair actually being used? Only recreations with actors, or pictures after the supposed electrocution. Is the electric chair a myth? Propaganda? Obviously electricity can kill people, I've seen that, but I've never seen the chair be used, and so that's weird. Like really weird. There's other methods of execution that have been documented, like firing squad and hanging, why is there no footage of the chair?

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