I feel the responsibility to say:
Drinking is not cool, you probably shouldn't drink as much as I do, and alcohol is a literal toxin that poisons your body in such a way as to make you feel certain things, some of which are pleasurable, but most of which aren't, it's just that when you get older, and desperate enough, you're willing to make that tradeoff, even though you're losing out in the end. Just had to say that. Yea. So drink responsibly. I only have a drink here and there nowdays but I keep it going, so it gives the impression that I drink a lot but I really don't. I learned early not to do 5 shots in a row followed by 2 to 4 chasers, it's not good, I could have died.
Yearly reminder to not give money to the Salvation Army. It is not a charity, it's a fundamentalist Christian organization that supports anti-queer policies. Support mutual aid resources instead.
https://youtu.be/Ct4wQiABjEk
I'm sorry for letting you guys down, I was lost, I'm ready to try again
Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
I doubt I will ever be good with computer, but I love computer, so I would enjoy being a computer girls personal assistant, helping her in her computer work. I'd give her massages, get her snacks, and I would love to hear about her thoughts when she wasn't busy thinking silently. I would be a good pet. She'd say "Damnit I wish I had someone here to just do what I say" and then she'll look at me and go "Oh, yea!" because she forgot I am her devoted little minion and my eyes get all big and googly when I look at her because she's so amazing.
The Trench