YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

https://youtu.be/GDFaEBjA7PU
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fill me with your microplastics, and your glitter, and your cum, your guy cum, from your man balls

I'm like bitch I can see your implants, resting above the muscle and below the skin, it's disgusting

I love the way drag queens smell, synthetic cosmetic smell mixed with man scent, drives me crazy horny

If just one fitness mommy let me suck whipped cream out of her clean douched asshole, man, that would be fucking cool, I'd never forget that, ever

Cartman when he found out he wasn't actually being watched by the government because they deemed him a non-threat lives rent free in my head and idk why it's not more of a meme. That's literally me.

anyway go back to drinking now but don't say I didn't warn you

I feel the responsibility to say:
Drinking is not cool, you probably shouldn't drink as much as I do, and alcohol is a literal toxin that poisons your body in such a way as to make you feel certain things, some of which are pleasurable, but most of which aren't, it's just that when you get older, and desperate enough, you're willing to make that tradeoff, even though you're losing out in the end. Just had to say that. Yea. So drink responsibly. I only have a drink here and there nowdays but I keep it going, so it gives the impression that I drink a lot but I really don't. I learned early not to do 5 shots in a row followed by 2 to 4 chasers, it's not good, I could have died.

Me abusing my liver: YOU BEEN SITTIN ON EASY STREET FOR TOO LONG TIME TO PULL YOUR WEIGHT

I think I figured out humor:
It's very funny when you don't care (really, when you seem to not care, because we're not mind readers)
It's not funny when you do care, that's kind of sad when it happens, then it's serious, not really a joke anymore

when i drink alcohol I tell my liver to work bitch

The last few days have been very mean, but I'm coming out of it, giving pat pats to the people

I wish I had a bf or gf irl, we could go on adventures together