YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club

Could one of you pat me on the head plz?

I remember being like 9 and seeing a box set of south park tapes sitting out at a family friends house and it was like the holy grail of naughtiness. I had a very vague understanding of south park, I had never seen an episode, but I knew it was a thing and that people thought it was funny but my mom hated it so I couldn't watch it until I was fucking 15

Me when I'm in top mode: deeper deeper DEEPER!
Me when I'm in bottom mode: deeper deeper DEEPER!

I'm almost done with Black Adam and I lold when the bad guy is shown to be the literal devil (not literally but that's what they're ripping off) because of course he is

@sandyx Hi new fren, *nuzzles*

I love how blue checks are now indicative of a whole other breed of faggot, on the opposite side of the spectrum (elon cocksuckers who push and shove to give daddy elon 8 dollars)

There should be a service where kids can check in their mentally ill parents, just like how those sick mfs try to lock their kids up for having normal reactions to their mental fucking illness

Like any time a parent is like HERE MENTAL HEALTH FACILITY TAKE MY CHILD the facility has to do a check on the parents first to make sure THEY'RE not the sick ones and if they are it's THEIR asses getting locked up until they're "better" and the kids get emancipated until then along with a government stipend.

It's so weird to think that some of the same Christians that were burning Harry Potter in the 2000s are now sucking J.K. Rowlings clit because she's anti-trans. Wild. I wonder if that had anything to do with her being so anti trans, like maybe those book burnings mentally effected her and now she's like, seeing an opportunity to get the Christians on her side again and she's taking it?

I'm trying to watch Black Adam, I'm only 10 minutes in and I'm fucking bored as fuck by this basic ass milquetoast story...is this going to be the tone of the while movie? This sucks ass. It's like a fucking black panther ripoff.

If Joe Rogan wants my respect he needs to drink a glass of piss, but before he drinks it he has to say "I'm a dipshit, so I'm going to drink this glass of piss as an apology for all the retarded bullshit I've been a huge pussy about" and then he roundhouse kicks himself in the head and puts his shitty show back on youtube so I can actually fucking watch it again (with comments on)

Scooping out the non-retarded parts of people's brains and cobbling them together like:

Keep:
Consent
Physical fitness
Good empathy
Jokes
Humanely sourced meat
Fun chems
Sexual freedom
Bodily autonomy

Into the trash:
Alpha chudism
Woke scolding
Victim olypics
Angry niggerfaggot mindset
Corposhit

I want to live in the universe where kids cartoons are body and sex positive because actual human beings are in power. And when I say "body positive" I do not mean obesity praising, I mean a built char sending the message that physical fitness is good, and that showing your body off is your right.

And they would take all the SSRIs and MAOIs and they would throw them in a landfill with a big sign above it that said "BAD drugs"

If the state really cared, and really loved, they would give each citizen a daily ration of all the opiates, all the stimulants, and all the hallucinogens, that way no citizen would ever have to be bummed out about anything ever again

"Thanks for the optics, faggot"