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"Oh shit nigga, he ripped ass Norwegian style" (It's when you put a fish fillet between your butt cheeks and fart so it flaps back and fourth like the reed in a clarinet)

I see a soft acting male, with a feminine vocal inflection,idc how bad that hon passes,my bone is rock solid 😳 dude could be fucking 50, as long as he's not wrinkly and has a "youthful feminine energy" I'm for it

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I'm betting Mall of America was just some nigger shit, "ayo watchi say nigga das muh Shaquandre don't be talkin shit nigga *blat*"
They would be making a much bigger deal out of it if it was some incel psychopath mass murderer. And now they're trying to make it a gun issue as desperately as they can in the window between now and when they finally reveal it was hoodrat shit and everyone collectively throwz their hands up and goes "NIGGERS, UGH" while the msm quietly memory holes the whole thing

The year is 2042, the Christian Parents™ look up from their Hearty Breakfast™ and see the Gay AIDS Squad™©® coming to POZ their Gender Neutral Child™ and they smile, due to their Smiling Pills™

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I look at BBCs sometimes as a form of exposure therapy because BBCs are kind of like, what I fear the most

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OH GOD
Just saw a BBC in the mix
Had to move it to the BBC folder
I don't want to see a BBC unless I'm PREPARED to see a BBC
The last thing I want is a BBC creepin up on me

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>Looks at my normal r34 folder
<limp as a noodle
>Looks at my big beefy dicks (gay) folder
<schwing!!!

It's that type of night I guess *fap fap fap*

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If the government stopped being evil (however you define that) and only did YOUR values, meaning they did what YOU wanted, not even through your control, they just coincidentally got on the same fucking page you were, would you be a simp for the government? Would you love them more? Would you suddenly feel like not-an-outsider and actually want to put in your fair share to serve your community? Instead of hating it and hoping it collapses?

If the government went full gay, balls to the wall, I would be such a fucking government simp, I would be such a simp for the government, I would suck government daddy so fucking hard, are you listening government?? Are you fucking listening?? We're in the wings bitch, your perfect supersoldiers. Just let go of all your stupid gay faggy ("christian")"values", they're disgusting anyway, just let 'em go! Let 'em go!!!

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I hate the bad parts of the government, but I love the good parts of the government. The bad parts of the government are the parts that say you're not allowed to party hard, and you're not allowed to paint your house neon pink.

The good parts of the government are the parts that say lgbtq+ friendly, and house homeless people, and tax the rich.

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and I decided then right then at 8 years old that watching something bad happening and doing nothing makes you just as bad as the people who are doing it, doesn't matter how scared you are, you're evil too, and so that's why I get so enraged when I see little pussy people who are like battered housewives who want nothing but to placate horrible awful violent abusing bullies.

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because whenever I talk about this righteous fury type stuff, how I just want to see bad people be absolutely taken the fuck apart, they look at me like I'm the one with the problem, they look at me like they're very uncomfortable and I'm just thinking to myself... are you people even human? Do you just not care about injustice? Are you just like animals, like dogs, who as long as you get your food and warm bed, you could care less about other people's suffering? Or about justice? Ir about fairness? You just don't care, all your little robot brain cares about is pacivity, and so whenever somebody even talks about how they wish bad people would get theirs, you become terribly afraid like a shaking little dog who's been beaten until it's trained into a good little nothing. Evil succeeds in the world because good people do nothing, I was taught that when I was a small child, I was taught that about Hitler, and the Jews, and Nazis,

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I'm starting to think most people GENUINELY don't have righteous fury. They literally don't have it IN them, someone could RAPE their family in front of them, hand them a gun, and all they would do is cry and drop it. I honestly don't know how these people live with themselves.

All bullies/abusers should have their flesh scientifically stripped from their bones until they are nothing but a nervous system, and then that nervous system should be woven into an object, like a chair, or a toilet, and then for the rest of their existence they should be kept artificially alive,as said object, forced to feel themselves being used and being unable to do anything about it.

NPCs LOVE tyrants and bullies, these people would rush to a pitbulls defense while it literally rips a child apart

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