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As an adult: Come here bug, you're going in the jar! I have a friend now! 😈

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As a kid: Come here bug, you're going in the jar! I have a friend now! ☺️

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You know how when you were a kid you would put bugs in jars? Now that concept has taken on a whole new meaning. You're welcome for me making you think of that.

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Mud whites also make me nervous (a mud white or cave ape is a white who is just as superstitious and retarded as the most cracked out discombobulated nigger there ever was. They believe in shit like snakes will chase you, or spitting on seeds makes them grow custom nutrients just for you inside their fruits, or that moss only grows on the north side of trees....HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT MOSSY TREES RETARD? THE MOSS HAPHAZARDLY GROWS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE YOU DIPSHIT)

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The only whites who make me nervous in the same way are WASPs, those fake psychopathic motherfuckers.

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WHY IS IT THAT (MOST) BRITISH BLACK PEOPLE EVEN *LOOK* DIFFERENT FROM (MOST) AMERICAN BLACKS??? THEIR EYES ARE NOT SHIFTY AT ALL!! THEY DON'T LOOK LIKE THEY'RE UP TO NO GOOD, AT ALL! THEY LITERALLY LOOK LIKE GOOD BOIS?!? WTF? DID AMERICA REALLY CREATIVE A SUBSPECIES OF HYPER AGRESSIVE VIOLENT BLACKS LIKE HAS BEEN SPECULATED???

Get you a girl who doesn't do peer pressure. That way when you're not around and 10 black guys are pestering her for a gangbang she won't give into "be not racist" she will "be racist" and "stuck up" and "rude", that's true love

I WISH THIS PLACE HAD TRANSLATION!! I WANT TO KNOW WHAT FOREIGNERS ARE SAYING BUT I'M TOO LAZY TO COPY IT AND GO SOMEWHERE ELSE AND PASTE IT THERE

Yo people need to up their humiliation fetish game and have sex with the ugliest retards so I can get laid

Imagine bae farts in your face and you get an eye infection and go permanently blind. But she loves you even though your blind because of your dedication, and she becomes your wife and you are her blind husband.

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I love how all the nazis have completely changed course and gone niggerfaggotmode and are all reeeeeeing about how ukraine are nazis like that's a bad thing, you're nazis dummies! Check your name tags! Dumb fucks! N.A.Z.I.s, that's you, REMEMBER? ANTI BASED ANTI ZOO ANTI GAY? WHICH YOU SAY RUSSIA IS? SO YOU LARP FOR RUSSIA NOW? NIGGERS! FAKE NAZIS! I SHIT ON YOU! I SHIT INTO YOUR MOUTHS! I LOVED HITLER BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS FOR FREEDOM AND LOVED NATURE AND WAS PROGRESSIVE, BUT HE WAS JUST A NIGGER LIKE YOU! FUCK YOU!

When I CUM I EJACULATE into a BLACK WOMAN
WOAH OOOOOOOOOO I'M PUSHING BOUNDARIES
SOCIETAL BOUNDARIES
I'M A REBEL
SO REBELLIOUS
WITH MY BLACK MULLATO WIFE
OH YEA SHE GOT THEM HALF BREED GENETICS
WE GOT EM TESTED
OOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEE SHE'S GOOD TO GO
WE'RE TWO GENETICALLY MUTILATED HUMANS
AND WE'RE GONNA FUJUUUUUUCK!!!!!!

i wish I could be some young girls solution to getting back at her father (for 10 yrs at least, I like things that last a while)

Me to my very tall very thicc bodybuilder wife: *snaps fingers twice* Uppies.

Wife: *Picks me up gently and holds me)

Me: *glaring at you* I've got my eyes on you. Ok let's get out of here.

Wife: *starts trotting away while carrying me*

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I saw some black lady on tiktok showing statistics for child molestation, and possession of shit, and saying it was basically all white people. I was tempted to respond that most cases involve a family member or close friend, and one auntie can't molest all the kids when everyone's dad went to buy smokes.

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