Someone once said that r34 of crossdressing sonic getting buttfucked and acting like a slut is "weird", and you know what, I don't put up with that kind of fucking bigotry.
Now that I'm old I can finally be that cool old guy who the teens hang out with. I know my group had a few of those when I was growing up. I'll have to make sure I'm not annoying like they were, with their stories that would never fucking end.