God I wish I was the president so I could infect youth gangs food supply so they all die. Fucking little niggers and crackers and beaners. Disgusting little shits. I can't believe I thought it was only my generation and the ones before it that were full of retards, I'VE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN, ONLY A FRACTION OF THE POPULATION IS HUMAN, THE REST ARE CATTLE, DEVOID OF EMPATHY OR SPIRITUALITY, IT'S A CRUEL JOKE THAT CERTAIN ANIMALS WALK IN THE SKIN OF MAN, MIMICKING MANS SPEECH, WITH NONE OF THE CONTENT
Babies as weapons is the most hilarious thing to me rn. Baby cannon that fires babies, not even like 5 or 6, but billions of babies, a baby gatling gun, of planetary scale, fires babies so rapidly they come out like a stream of electrons, stripping matter from whatever they collide with until it is nothing
it would take roughly 300 million infants to lift the empire state building, hilarious, math, hilarious
I remember one time my therapist was all like "are you ok to drive???" like in a fake "really concerned" voice for...no reason? Felt really predatory. I had given no indication that I was out of control. Just blasé, bitter, jadded, passive aggressive, I wasn't yelling or moving or anything, I was just a moody cunt, I was Daria levels of cunty. That therapist was a bitch.
Old sketch of Homer giving Lisa the "Why you little!" treatment. I think it's working!
I lost it because I'm the dumb and saved the entire thing as a png
#simpsons #lisasimpson
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