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I just hope the AI likes my funny little guy routine enough to not torture me, as like a joke

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Cookies bring everyone together and help ease a tense situation. Milk returns us all to childhood, the nurting lifegiving liquid.

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It should be law that social workers with milk and cookies must be dispatched to all calls, not alone or course, but they should be there, and they should be the ones communicating to settle things down. And I'm serious about the milk and cookies. They will need to have gluten free and vegan options on hand as well.

Aren't movies like Avatar fucking racist for depicting aliens, nonhumans, as aboriginal peoples? It's like saying "Hey look at all these traits that are real, from people who aren't white! Wooooow it's like...a METAPHOR!". The metaphor being, that not only are nonwhites somehow better and more natural, but that they also aren't even human.

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Damn nihha all of osmosis jones dasrite

nahh jk this wat it was supposed to be
youtu.be/2T-6PPdfPRM

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This is what it looks like when idiots have a realization and come back to apologize to me
youtu.be/c4Cj4YBVxGw

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Obvi applies to both genders, wife/husband/buttslave/whatever

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I guess I really just want a wife who is emotionally supportive. Is that why people need therapists now? None of them can get wives?

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I wish therapists could have sex and that they could only see one patient ever and they were called wives

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Watching Bruce Almighty for the first time. So far is a fairly good study of power in that an everyman becomes God and he's already raped two people
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