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提督が忙しくて構ってくれず我慢できなくなって外で性欲を発散するゴトランド 3
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Boys who identify as girls are still girls even if they're not on hormones

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The white cheese boys are the baddest dudes in town, when they show up you'd better look out, these guys don't play, everyone knows they're a problem but no one has the guts to stand up to them, they hung a guy up by his nutsack last year just for smiling at them

When the hipster strikes you he cries out in pain

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It's so nice when you witness a sane girl and it gives you a sliver of hope for their gender

I just hope the AI likes my funny little guy routine enough to not torture me, as like a joke

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Cookies bring everyone together and help ease a tense situation. Milk returns us all to childhood, the nurting lifegiving liquid.

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It should be law that social workers with milk and cookies must be dispatched to all calls, not alone or course, but they should be there, and they should be the ones communicating to settle things down. And I'm serious about the milk and cookies. They will need to have gluten free and vegan options on hand as well.

Aren't movies like Avatar fucking racist for depicting aliens, nonhumans, as aboriginal peoples? It's like saying "Hey look at all these traits that are real, from people who aren't white! Wooooow it's like...a METAPHOR!". The metaphor being, that not only are nonwhites somehow better and more natural, but that they also aren't even human.

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Damn nihha all of osmosis jones dasrite

nahh jk this wat it was supposed to be
youtu.be/2T-6PPdfPRM

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This is what it looks like when idiots have a realization and come back to apologize to me
youtu.be/c4Cj4YBVxGw

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