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"I also want to succ her fat ass cheeks monkey brain, but I don't think she'd let us do that. And if she did, she's probably letting lots of people do that, and I don't want none of that."

*Monkey brain understands, next thought monkey brain has is of suicide*

No no monkey brain! Wait! We have porn and masturbation and fantasy! Wait I said I was going to take a break from that...

*Monkey brain goes to get the box from under the bed*

NO MONKEY BRAIN ACTUALLY LET'S JUST WATCH SOME PORN OK?

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My observed thought after seeing instagram ass, "UHHHHHJJJ I WANNA SUCC MUSCLE GIRLS FAT ASS CHEEKS"

What am I telling you guys about this for you all probably masturbate more than I do

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It just gets so BORING. I know what it's like to not have porn, I've done just fine in power outages, my imagination still works fine. So I KNOW what would happen, I would be fine, so a test would be pointless... :sweating:

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I keep telling myself I'm going to go on a porn break and an other things break but then as soon as I need to cope I run right back. Not addicted though. I have a problem, a personal problem, not even a problem really, more of a situation, but absolutely not an addiction.

Giving fedi frens foot rubs and verbal praise :blobpleading:

Satan and God are mean girls in the same school and Satan is becoming more popular

*High fives satan*
*Spits dope rymes with satan*
*Bakes pastries with satan*

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Alt right chud has antifa agent in his basement and turns gay for him
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:comfypolice: "if I was to sink my teeth into your eye right now would you be able to stop me before I blinded you"

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