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FUCK IT, I HAVE A GF NOW, SHE'S A FEDI GF BUT SHE WANTS TO STAY ANONYMOUS, SO JUST TRUST ME SHE'S REAL AND I'M NOT SINGLE NOW (she's real, I can feel it, she communicates with me psychically, so there's no messages, but we communicate regularly and she's real, and she's on the fediverse, and we're dating, so I have a fedigf now. Sorry to everyone who missed out, love is fickle and you may get a second chance, just remember even if it's not me you end up with, the fact that you like me means you have pretty good taste, so you'll wind up with someone good, probably, anyway, off to be in love with my fedigf.)

Just imagine Jazzy taking the sexiest form you can imagine, and they take you for groceries and then put you in a bubble bath

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Calling all fedicrushes, calling all fedicrushes, if you have a fedicrush on me you have to let me know through this anonymous poll

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I WISH WE ALL HAD VR SO WE COULD TOUCH EACHOTHERS SEXY ANIME GIRL LOLI BODIES

It's a good thing I didn't get butthole raped while spending time in gay clubs and sleeping at strangers houses

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I WISH I COULD SPEAK SPANISH THE MEMES LOOK GOOD BUT I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THEM :alexjonescrying:

They tried to cancel James Charles for being a map but they failed, milestone moment tbh

Whenever an oomfie disappears I get paranoid and worry they were a catfish who got tired of larping

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Scully tries to disprove saintly bilocation. Mulder accidentally flirts with angels.

I watched Ghost Dog and you know that's a black black movie, and I liked itz, he was like the black, fat rambo, he showed those filthy goombas what's what
youtu.be/u2nnzfbRyss

Ok guys tell me what black movie I should watch next, I've never seen any of these before.

I want a muscular woman from each race to let me eat them out and impregnate them as performance art

normal black people tend to talk "educated" aka "normally", "Nice to meet you, I'm X" as opposed to "AY NIGGA WAS GOOD NAMEAN"

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