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I'm glad chudbuds went down because they were MEANIES, they were BULLIES :NotLikeThis:

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RESTAURANT
BATHROOM THEMED
SEATS AND BENCHES LOOK LIKE TOILETS
IT'S LIKE A BIG CLEAN BATHROOM
THE FOOD ALL HAS NAMES REFERENCING SHIT
THE FOOD IS SHAPED LIKE SHIT
PRESENTED IN SHIT THEMED DISHES

DIARRHEA HASH BROWNS WITH GRAVY
MEATLOAF LOG WITH FISSURE SAUCE (RED TOMATO GLAZE)
ENEMA MILKSHAKE (CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA, SERVED IN LARGE ENEMA VESSEL)
ETC.

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When early man first found poopoos and peepees funny, this could have been the first spark of consciousness. I don't think animals find poopoos or peepees funny. Uniquely human trait maybe? Do chimps find it funny when they throw poopoo? Do they exhibit joy?

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POLL WINNER: a busty Johanna (Hilda)

She's a single mother and she cooks breakfast for him, and you're not going to tell me that they're more than just friends?

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Man, it wasn't fun watching Gravity Falls with my little sister, when that infamous "Mabel opening" aired 🙈 🙄

#gravityfalls #mabel #mabelpines #dipper

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THE NICE BOY CAN PROTECT YOU FROM RAPE BETTER THAN ANY DEFORMITIES YOU MAY INFLICT ON YOURSELVES :cry_konata:

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アペレンくん 

絶対大人になったら強くなれるポテンシャルがあるのにボカロだから大人にならないし大人に絶対勝てないレンくん可哀想でかわいいな
普段からレンくんはショタっていうより美少年とショタの間くらいで描いてるけどアペレンくんは特に美少年寄りの気持ちで描いてるんですがそれにしても子供っぽく描けなすぎる

I miss when girls didn't ruin their beautiful faces with self inflicted wounds (piercings). You know, nuns used to cut their noses off to avoid rape. Is this the same thing? Make yourself ugly enough and the patriarchy will leave you alone? EXCEPT THEY WON'T AND THEY DON'T, YOU'VE JUST MADE IT SO THE ONLY GUYS WHO WILL BOTHER YOU NOW ARE CREEPS WHO DON'T CARE THAT YOUR NOSE IS GONE, THAT'S HOW RAPE-CRAZY THEY ARE! TAKE THE PIERCING OUT SO YOU CAN ATTRACT A NICE BOY!!!

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:misskey2022:10万人突破記念!!!!

村上さん × 3号ちゃん 
🔞🔞🔞🔞🔞

"Detransition" um NO someone just transitioned for a second time, you jerk

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