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I wish I was a very fancy king type person and then a stripper who danced good wanted to be owned by me but she was a virgin so when I got that it wouldn't be all tore up

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Am I the only one here who appreciates strippers? Do you guys know about strippers? I thought they just gyrated but no, these bitches move good now days, I'm like, got dayum, these bitches have skills now, I'm like ME SO HORNY because of their legs and those ridiculous heels they all wear now, I'm like I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR MIND I JUST CARE ABOUT YOUR ASS, and WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW CUNTY MOMMY ASS

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Chris often hears the moans of Peter, Brian, and Stewie, while Chris is fucking Lois, it always makes him smile and feel good vibes to know they're enjoying themselves

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And before someone gets upset because Stewie is a baby, Stewie is a grown ass gay man in a babies body, that's the point of the character, sorry not sorry

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Peters size (small) makes it so he can enter Stewie, and brian isn't a large breed dog so he can fit too

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Don't even get me started about Stewie X Peter Griffin X Brian Griffin as a thruple

Bart Simpson X Marge Simpson = Another very good couple

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I wish I could gently good touch a feminine fedi user, they don't even have to be cool, or popular, or cute (Idc if they're nerdy or goofy or a little ugly, as long as they want my love), they can even be big and tall and thicc and feel embarrassed because they think that makes them unfeminine (but I still think of them as feminine because they are)

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"The stigma associated with the word pedophile sensationalizes reporting and creates confusion, which makes it harder to protect children. Many child sex abusers are not pedophiles." prostasia.org/blog/so-youve-be

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Chris Griffin X Lois Griffin = Perfect couple

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Scully matches wits with a mysterious jail warden. Doggett bravely withstands sex curses.

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