YZZAJ @Jazzy_Butts@gameliberty.club
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I love Deuteronomy 13 because it basically tells all the Jews "Hey, fuckfaces, when some guy in some robes makes some shit happen and he says to do things a new way, he's lying" and "oh by the way, kill him, and his whole town, and burn the town, don't even touch their unopened sodas or chips, just fuck the whole place"
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I wish that when I was a child a gay man would have come to town, the gayest man anyone had ever seen, with a big gay cock, and I wish he would sneak into my room, and eat and fucc my asshole
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I would think "WHAT DID I DO? TO DESERVE HAVING ADULT COCKS TAKEN AWAY FROM ME?", adult cocks would be my livelyhood, they would be my lifeblood, I would take so many loads, even poz loads, in my child ass. I would be stretched and prepped well in advance to take a pounding. No adults would feel unsatisfied with my asshole, I would be able to engage properly with adults because I would be such a mature boy for my age, most other kids wouldn't be able to take such a pounding but I could, because I loved it...*sigh*, I will never be a kid taking adult cocks.
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listening to this while fapping
https://youtu.be/UYAVkuNk8pU
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@creamqueen Sure, here's a script where male characters from the Hannah Barbera universe have a "goon off":
EXT. HANNAH BARBERA STUDIO
Different male cartoon characters from the Hannah Barbera universe have joined a "goon off" tournament.
Peter Potamus, Top Cat, Jabberjaw, Hong Kong Phooey, Quick Draw McGraw, and Yogi Bear are standing in front of a big stage.
Announcer: Welcome to the ultimate goon off tournament! Who will be crowned the goon king?
Peter Potamus: It's gotta be me, baby!
Top Cat: (smirking) That's what you think, Potamus.
Jabberjaw: This is going to be Jawesome!
Hong Kong Phooey: Hi-yaaa!
Quick Draw McGraw: All right, partners, let's get this started.
Yogi Bear: Yeah, I'm feeling it, Boo-Boo.
The contestants take their positions on the stage, ready to begin.
Announcer: And the first challenge is...the pie-eating contest!
All six characters begin stuffing their faces with pies, leaving them covered in whipped cream and colorful fillings.
Announcer: Whoa, this is too close to call! We need a tie-breaker.
For the tie-breaker, they move to the next challenge, the obstacle course.
Quick Draw McGraw: (determined) Y'all better watch out, I'm a lawman, and I'm used to chasing crooks through all kinds of crazy terrain.
Top Cat: Pffft. I've been jumping over dumpsters and fire escapes for years, son.
Peter Potamus: (enthusiastic) Hang on to your hats, everyone! Here comes the handsome hippo!
The contestants race through a course of barrels, hoops, and pillars, trying to be the first to cross the finish line.
In the end, it's a photo finish, but Jabberjaw manages to win the title of Goon King.
Jabberjaw: (surprised) I'm the winner? This is Jaw-some!
The crowd cheers and claps as Jabberjaw receives his trophy.
Announcer: Congratulations, Jabberjaw! You are truly the king of the goons!
All the characters congratulate Jabberjaw, with some definitely plotting for the next tournament, which they know would start soon.
FADE TO BLACK.
Jazzy fun fact IRL FACT: I have no gag reflex
I wanna succ that BWC
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Dragon's lair Comm
He was sacrificed in order to save the village
#straightshota
When I see shredded muscular female I want to give 20 kisses to her muscles and 2 armpit sniffs
girldick sounds hot
boyclit sounds wrong
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@redneonglow @Yellow_Heart they're furries (the internet's first child molestor group)
I wish there was a way to feel orgasm afterglow all the time. I would be so friendly and unbothered in life.
"It doesn't matter that he's black, it doesn't matter that he's black, please don't factor in his blackness, it's racist"
-What I imagine the argument would look like if I was yelling at the executives making a movie
Not just the edit itself, I find it hilarious that it was made at all, I find it hilarious that someone saw this brutally real moment on film and thought, what if that was tossed salad and scrambled eggs he was listening to.... and they not only thought that but they did it, they mapped it out, that, *tear rolls down cheek* that's transcendence *begins to sob*
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