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If there was a race of space people who came here to earth, and they dominated us, and subjugated us, but it wasn't that bad, I'd be cool with it.

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@laura @comrade_lecter "It's not pedophilia because nobody got hurt" is a very real way people think about things

once some rando on twitter INSISTED that im not a pedophile because I've never fucked a child and don't watch cp
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Oh man, I've been treating porn fapping like a completion achievement, that's why I've been fapping so much....wow....I just realized....no matter how much porn I fap to, there will always be new porn, I will never fap to all the porn (100% Completion)

I'm
NOT going to disassociate around my date
NOT going to trauma dump on them
NOT going to accuse them of cheating on me after they leave my field if view

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I'm
GONNA HAVE SEX
GONNA BE A SEX HAVER
like a
NORMAL PERSON

IT'S NOT MY JOB TO TEACH PEOPLE ANYTHING
I'M NOT A SAVIOR
I'M NOT EVEN SPECIAL TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME
I DON'T NEED TO CARRY THIS BURDEN
I CAN ENJOY LIFE
I CAN BE HAPPY
LIKE I USED TO BE
WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER
DRIVING ON A SUMMER DAY
TO A TOURIST SPOT
WITH FRIENDS, WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX
AND THIS TIME I'M NOT TOO AFRAID
SO IT'S ALL SMOOTH

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I stress so much about whether other people understand my "message" or not, and that's fucked up, I should relax

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Thinking that it's my job to teach others about life is a great way to drive myself insane

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It was probably a woodchuck or something like that they said

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GOOD CAT UPDATE
Vet said it was an infection from a wound, something probably nipped her, they gave her some shots and cleaned the area, NO CANCER! She'll be around for a lot longer, as she should be, she's a young cat still

not to say that only obvious things are funny, actually people often say that obvious jokes are the worst kind, but I don't know if I agree, I think sometimes the most obvious joke is the best one for the job

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youtu.be/O7oD_oX-Gio
I just made the sexual undertones of the commercial more explicit, which means overt, or obvious, and thus, funny

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Gender is like:
HEY, YOU GOT YOUR VAGINA IN MY PENIS!
HEY, YOU GOT YOUR PENIS IN MY VAGINA!

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Literally what happened to me as a child. I mean the teacher didn't say "turd in the punchbowl" and it wasn't a class about sex addiction, but it was a standard brainwashing school, and I was reprimanded repeatedly for opposing systematic oppression and lies

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