I'm
NOT going to disassociate around my date
NOT going to trauma dump on them
NOT going to accuse them of cheating on me after they leave my field if view
IT'S NOT MY JOB TO TEACH PEOPLE ANYTHING
I'M NOT A SAVIOR
I'M NOT EVEN SPECIAL TO ANYONE WHO DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ME
I DON'T NEED TO CARRY THIS BURDEN
I CAN ENJOY LIFE
I CAN BE HAPPY
LIKE I USED TO BE
WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER
DRIVING ON A SUMMER DAY
TO A TOURIST SPOT
WITH FRIENDS, WHO WANT TO HAVE SEX
AND THIS TIME I'M NOT TOO AFRAID
SO IT'S ALL SMOOTH
I stress so much about whether other people understand my "message" or not, and that's fucked up, I should relax
not to say that only obvious things are funny, actually people often say that obvious jokes are the worst kind, but I don't know if I agree, I think sometimes the most obvious joke is the best one for the job
https://youtu.be/O7oD_oX-Gio
I just made the sexual undertones of the commercial more explicit, which means overt, or obvious, and thus, funny
Literally what happened to me as a child. I mean the teacher didn't say "turd in the punchbowl" and it wasn't a class about sex addiction, but it was a standard brainwashing school, and I was reprimanded repeatedly for opposing systematic oppression and lies
The Trench