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I wish my irl vissage wasn't chubby but at least I have floofy hair and pretty eyes and good skin

I wish I had an irl partner to appreciate my beautiful floofy hair :C

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I can't do any large insertions so my toys are small in the butt slutt universe

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Might prep my hole and do some ass play tonight (I might not have energy to though since anal prep is so intensive unless you're a disgusting shitpig)

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We're a thruple who talk our way through difficult feelings and support each other

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Kind of want to write a fanfic involving me and brian griffin and scooby doo

I keep calling all entertainment "vaudville" in my head now, or calling things "acts". "I wonder if there's any good vaudville acts on the streams right now".

There would be no money, because everything would be free, and nobody would be doing stupid troll shit like dropping all the worlds grain in a volcano for lulz or something

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I wish life was like old star trek, we'd all be doing our duties then having group orgies in our off time between keeping society running and making new discoveries

Now that I have connected vaudville with modern times, entertainment has lost some of it's hypnotic hold over me, it's all the same, again and again, forever. At least with a book the story is custom to me, each reader paints their own world when they read, when they watch something though they're all seeing the same actors, the same sets, the same delivery, it's no longer custom, everyone begins thinking alike more.

At least now I can take these stupid fucking clothes off and be naked again

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So the grocery store Mandela effected me and changed locations so now I have to wait until friday to get groceries

Are you shitting me, baraag has gone back to not letting me follow from here

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